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Dr. Hester Crane (Character)
from "Cheers" (1982)

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"Frasier: Don Juan in Hell: Part 2 (#9.2)" (2001)
Nanette: You left him, too!
Hester Rose Crane: Oh, I had no choice. Perhaps you heard? I died?

Lilith: We were doing perfectly well before you got here.
Hester Rose Crane: Well, if your bargain-basement psychiatry was so effective, why did he have to call in the big guns?

Lilith: Excuse me, the definitive study was done five years later at Cambridge.
Hester Rose Crane: Oh, excuse me for not keeping up, I was busy being dead.
Nanette: That's her excuse for everything!
Hester Rose Crane: Don't you have a tambourine to bang?
Diane Chambers: [to Nanette] Don't feel bad, she tried to kill me once.
Hester Rose Crane: Oh, not this paranoia again!
Diane Chambers: You had a gun!

[during his hallucination, Frasier's mother appears alongside Nanette, Diane, and Lilith]
Hester Rose Crane: So, a lifetime collecting women and this is the cream of the crop: the slacker, the barmaid, and the icicle.


"Cheers: Diane Meets Mom (#3.8)" (1984)
Hester Rose Crane: [about Diane] I understand you used to date that woman. I want to know how much you charge to start things up again.
[starts writing out a cheque]
Sam Malone: You don't have enough money.
Hester Rose Crane: How would you know?
Sam Malone: There isn't enough money.
Hester Rose Crane: I know what you mean.
[rips up the cheque]
Sam Malone: No, I don't think you do.
Hester Rose Crane: I think I do.
Sam Malone: Oh, no.
Hester Rose Crane: Oh, yes.
Sam Malone: Oh, no...