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Det. Bobby Simone (Character)
from "NYPD Blue" (1993)

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"NYPD Blue: Curt Russell (#3.6)" (1995)
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Neera Muh - Muka - Yanno, you'd think when these people migrate, they'd take pronounceable names.
Det. Bobby Simone: Like "Sipowicz"?

Det. Bobby Simone: You know, I just shoulda kept my mouth shut about this backup deal.
Det. Andy Sipowicz: I try to teach you tact, I just can't get through.

Det. Bobby Simone: At least we now know it was an Indian guy.
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Now alls we got to figure out is what blood cult he belongs to.

Det. Andy Sipowicz: You know what this is about? Huh? You wanna know what this is gonna be about?
Det. Bobby Simone: What?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: These people worship *cows*. They, they let 'em live in the house, they'd starve to death before they'd eat him, ok?
Det. Bobby Simone: Andy, what does that have to do with this DOA?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Because 200 years ago some bride wasn't a virgin and that cursed a whole family line, and now the moon is in Jupiter's asshole, and some great- great- great- great- grandson had to wreak vengeance, and that's what this is gonna be about.
Det. Bobby Simone: So we now we got a theory to go on...

Det. Bobby Simone: Uh, what's your last name?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: [aside] Why don't you quit while you're ahead?
Jatin Bhat: Bhat.
Det. Bobby Simone: B-a-t?
Jatin Bhat: B-*h*-a-t.
[waits a beat]
Jatin Bhat: The cat got out, they're going to be angry with me!
Det. Bobby Simone: B-h-a-t, Bhat
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Cat - c-*h*-a-t

"NYPD Blue: Where's 'Swaldo (#4.4)" (1996)
Fat Cat: What's goin' on, man?
Det. Bobby Simone: Gerard Markham?
Fat Cat: Oh, you call me that, my mama must've sent you.

[Bobby cuffs Fat Cat]
Fat Cat: That mean we goin' in?
Det. Bobby Simone: That's right, Fat Cat. We are going in.
Fat Cat: See, you call me that, now I know who you're talking about.
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah, you keep talking like we're chums, blimpy. We'll give you the secret handshake back at the station house.

"NYPD Blue: Simone Says (#2.5)" (1994)
Det. Bobby Simone: [opening lines]
[Sipowicz arrives for work and looks at his new reading eyeglasses when Bobby Simone enters the locker room]
Det. Bobby Simone: Morning. How's it going?
[Sipowicz warily walks up to Simone]
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Andy Sipowicz.
Det. Bobby Simone: Oh, Andy. Bobby Simone. Good to meet you.
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Uh... yeah.
[Sipowicz walks out of the locker room and into the squad room where he sees Lt. Fancy arriving for work]
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Hey, Lieutenant. It's no good. It's not gonna work out. I just met this new guy.
Lt. Arthur Fancy: Simone?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah. It's not gonna work out.
Lt. Arthur Fancy: What happened?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Don't get me started. His attitude is all wrong. "How you doing?" That type of thing.
Lt. Arthur Fancy: He asked you how you are doing?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah. I can't... it's not going to work out.

Det. Andy Sipowicz: Hey, how's it going?
A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: I was just seeing Abruzzo. Is that the new detective?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: [nods] Simone, what kind of name is that?
A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: First or last?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: If it was his first, he'd be a girl.
A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: Last name... Simone, sounds French to me.
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah, maybe.
Det. Bobby Simone: [into a phone] Hey, I went through a lot of trouble getting that red cock. I don't want to argue with you! You tell Billy that he can't come around my place anymore with his blue-barred cock! Okay... thanks.
[Simone hangs up and sees everyone in the station looking at him]
Det. Bobby Simone: I breed birds. Racing pigeons.
A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: [to Sipowicz] Tell him you keep fish.
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Assistant D.A. Costas, this is Detective Simone.
Det. Bobby Simone: How do you do?
A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: How do you do.
Det. Andy Sipowicz: [to Simone] They gave you that address?
Det. Bobby Simone: Yeah, she's working Seventh Avenue.
A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: [to Simone] Must be interesting raising pigeons.
Det. Bobby Simone: It's a lot of fun, gets you outdoors.
A.D.A. Sylvia Costas: You guys and your hobbies.

"NYPD Blue: Where'd the Van Gogh? (#4.5)" (1996)
[Sipowicz and Simone are walking up to an art gallery]
Det. Andy Sipowicz: You know, statistics show 85 percent of these art guys are homos.
Det. Bobby Simone: Yeah, huh?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Yeah. 85 percent, minimum.

Geri Turner: Do you have just a minute for me?
[Geri gets very close to Andy]
Geri Turner: Do you see what's under my blouse?
[She starts undoing buttons]
Det. Andy Sipowicz: What, are you crazy?
Geri Turner: Oh, I'm not talking about my breasts.
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Button your blouse.
Geri Turner: My undergarment is rubber. It's holding all my fluids in.
[Andy quickly walks toward the coffee room]
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Bobby. That girl is a menace.
Det. Bobby Simone: Geri?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: Just made a pass at me. Said she's wearing a diving suit under her clothes.
Det. Bobby Simone: How is that a pass?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: I'm telling you what her intentions were.

"NYPD Blue: Moby Greg (#4.1)" (1996)
Det. Bobby Simone: It's taken me a while to realize this, but life... it's not just about losing things.

"NYPD Blue: Large Mouth Bass (#2.12)" (1995)
Det. Bobby Simone: It's like what James Brown said: "Money won't change you, but time will take you on."

"NYPD Blue: Bombs Away (#2.15)" (1995)
Det. Bobby Simone: You're no hero, Mr. Rudman. No. How it goes is, you lost your daughter, you lost your dignity. And now you've lost your humanity.

"NYPD Blue: I Love Lucy (#4.18)" (1997)
Det. Andy Sipowicz: You think if he'd'a known about Angela's johnson down there that'd been an unhappy surprise?
Det. Bobby Simone: That would have been the anchovy on the pizza.

"NYPD Blue: Ted and Carey's Bogus Adventure (#4.7)" (1996)
Det. Bobby Simone: This kid here, we could've talked to him all day, his parents are in Greece.

"NYPD Blue: What a Dump! (#4.16)" (1997)
Russian Woman: How could this happen? What's wrong with this country?
Det. Andy Sipowicz: What's wrong with this country? What's wrong with it is too many people from other countries screw it up.
Det. Bobby Simone: Detective Sipowicz here is one of the few Native American Poles.