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: You are my only love.
: This is never an eight iron. It's a fucking FIVE!
[to shop girl
] James Joyce
: Do you think I'm fecking blind? Giving me a five, and I the cock of the land! You are no more than nothing. And give us a pencil as well... and a couple of those tees... and a Topic. No, not a Milky Way you arse, a Topic! All fecund in its nuttiness.