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W.C. Fields as Scrooge
: He once told me to treat the warehouse like it was my own. Humphrey Bogart
: What did you do? W.C. Fields as Scrooge
: I sold it.
Paul Lynde as Bob Cratchit
: Do you know he's so cheap he even has a burglar alarm on his garbage cans?
: We were wondering if you would like to make a small donation for the poor. W.C. Fields as Scrooge
: Ah, no. Stan Laurel
: In that case, how would you like to make a large donation? W.C. Fields as Scrooge
: Not interested. When I give to charity I wish to remain anonymous. That's why I don't give anything. Oliver Hardy
: But sir! What are we going to tell the poor, the needy and the destitute? W.C. Fields as Scrooge
: Ah, tell them to use Hamburger Helper. Stan Laurel
: Well that a wonderful idea Ollie. I bet they never thought of that!
: You won't get any takers. Not here, anyway. Dalton Trumbo
: Oh, why is that? All it says is that Congress has no right to investigate how we vote or where we pray, what we think, say or how we make movies. Hello, I'm Dalton Trumbo. John Wayne
: Congress has the right to go after anything they think is a threat. Dalton Trumbo
: Well, that's where we disagree and that's the point. We both have the right to be wrong.
: Give me a fifth of bourbon - that'll square it.