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[Admiral Brovo is watching "The Tonight Show"
] Jay Leno
: This just in. One of the Navy, uh, F-14 Tomcats shot down a couple of Serbian MiGs over Bosnia this afternoon. Listen to this, the Radar Intercept Officer in the Tomcat was a woman! Boy, you thought getting shot down by a woman in a bar was bad. Oh, my God!
: What is with President Mitchell lately? I mean has this guy been having too many "Happy Meals"? I mean geez!
: So it turns out there's life on other planets. Boy, this is really going to change the Miss Universe contest, you know what I mean?
[the crew are guests on the Tonight show
] Jay Leno
: Now you all have military backgrounds... North or South?
: So apparently more and more Americans are eating fishsticks. Have you seen this? Have you read about this? Loving fishsticks, kinda makes me wonder, you know? What is everybody, a gay fish?
[the studio audience roars with laughter and two men in the front row fall off their chairs and throw up
: I may look stupid, but I'm Italian. I know how to find information!
: With this humidity, your janitor here has got something. Ken Titus
: What do you know about it ? You know, your driver is launching cock-eyed. You might want to have a talk with him instead of looking at the headlines for typos. Jay Leno
: Oh, that's very funny. Are you a Nielsen box? Ken Titus
: No. Jay Leno
: Then shut up!