From "30 Rock: Up All Night (#1.13)"
Okay, I got a hard one: Osama bin Laden, Martha Stewart, Jenna.
Bone Osama bin Laden, to shame him, and then his own people would murder him. Marry Martha Stuart, 'cause, you know, she seems like a dirty bird, and kill Jenna.
Cerie, marry, boff, kill: Lutz, Toofer or Kenneth.
I'd marry Toofer, because he's classy. I'd kill Lutz, sorry Lutz.
The thought that you'd do anything to me is awesome.
And I'd boff Kenneth.