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Jennifer Morgan (Character)
from "Rules of Engagement" (2007)

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"Rules of Engagement: The Four Pillars (#4.5)" (2010)
[last lines]
Jennifer: Oh God, Adam, look at the caption.
Adam: Jennifer Morgan to wed
[sighs]
Adam: Madam Rhodes! No! No! They, they totally ruined my hetero picture...
Jennifer: At least it's a small town, not that many people will see it.
Jeff: Oh no, they've got an online edition. Well, I got a busy night ahead of me so...


"Rules of Engagement: The Surrogate (#4.10)" (2010)
[first lines]
Jennifer: Timmy, it's fantastic.
Adam: Oh yeah, Timmy this is like the coolest wedding website I've ever seen. And I've seen four!


"Rules of Engagement: Russell's Secret (#3.1)" (2009)
Adam Rhodes: You know, I've never been to a boat show. What do you do there?
Jeff Bingham: You look at boats.
Jennifer: You really didn't see that one coming?


"Rules of Engagement: Russell's Father's Son (#2.13)" (2008)
Adam Rhodes: You look like a banker in a bad porno.
Russell Dunbar: Like there's such a thing as a bad porno.
Adam Rhodes: Well the one that you lent us last week was... bad.
Jennifer: Us? We didn't watch any porno
Adam Rhodes: Were... Were you not there?


"Rules of Engagement: Jen at Work (#2.11)" (2008)
Audrey Bingham: Hot tub? Jeff, you know those are bad for your sperm.
Jeff Bingham: Nice meal time topic, Audrey.
Adam Rhodes: Yeah, Audrey, it's kind of gross. So what's up with your sperm?
Jeff Bingham: I think you're making Jennifer uncomfortable.
Jennifer: Well, what's going on down there? I mean are your guys weak or is it failure to launch?
Jeff Bingham: I don't want to talk about my junk.
Audrey Bingham: It's not a big deal. They're our friends. We had a fertility test a while back and Jeff's boys were a little slow.
Jennifer: I didn't even know you guys were trying.
Audrey Bingham: Well, we're trying to be trying. The doctor gave Jeff a list of things he should do like wearing loose underwear, taking supplements and staying out of hot tubs.
Jeff Bingham: Yeah, and I've been doing most of that. I just fell off the wagon a little bit.
Audrey Bingham: What's a little bit?
Jeff Bingham: I may have forgotten to refill the supplements and when I play softball I wear tighty whiteys.
Audrey Bingham: God, Are you kidding?
Jeff Bingham: I tried wearing boxers but when I ran it felt like someone was shooting dice in my pants.


"Rules of Engagement: Lyin' King (#3.5)" (2009)
Jennifer: Hey.
Jeff Bingham: Pretty bold robbing us in broad daylight.
Jennifer: It's for dinner at our place Saturday night.
Jeff Bingham: Oh, well, looking forward to it. It should be fun.
[Door closes]
Jeff Bingham: God that's gonna suck. How did you let that happen?