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Morgan Grimes (Character)
from "Chuck" (2007)

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"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Gobbler (#4.12)" (2011)
Chuck Bartowski: Buddy... the beeps... that's Sarah.
Morgan Grimes: What?
Chuck Bartowski: Look she can't use voice communication when she's undercover. So the CIA developed tonal language for us that only we understand.
Morgan Grimes: Get out of here.
Chuck Bartowski: And right now she's - she's saying she love me... Or she's planning on buying a Buick. I can't really tell. It's a very confusing language.

Morgan Grimes: [Chuck is disguised as a prisoner] This tattoo belongs to the most ruthless gang in North America, you tap on this baby
[touches Chuck's left cheek]
Chuck Bartowski: What'd you just do?
Morgan Grimes: A little smudge

Morgan Grimes: [Morgan is disguised as a guard] This guy likes fighting other guys, dangerous, dangerous, this is the guy you don't want to mess with
Chuck Bartowski: Morgan they get it, they all look like they want to kill me

Chuck Bartowski: What if they're in trouble, what if they need the Intersect, I'm going to go to Castle, see if I can get into Casey's file
Morgan Grimes: The tower, ninth floor
Chuck Bartowski: What?
Morgan Grimes: Try the tower, 9th floor, that's where they're going, I'm really good at the look at your phone, pretend you got a text but you don't notice I looked look, I know you're angry at me, I withheld information but I probably did it for your own good, I didn't
[looks behind him]
Morgan Grimes: know that you were gone, that's interesting, I've kind of been talking to myself

[Alex is wearing Morgan's previously unworn Back to the Future shirt and goes back to bed]
Chuck Bartowski: There's still time - you can get in there and save that T-shirt.
Morgan Grimes: No, I'm cool.
Chuck Bartowski: Excuse me?
Morgan Grimes: Nah, she looked... just... really cute in it, didn't she? Lemme ask you a quick question, what the hell's wrong with me?
Chuck Bartowski: Nothing's wrong with you, my friend, but I have news for you, Morgan: I think you're in love.
Morgan Grimes: What? I'm in love? I'm in love. Wait you're right. Wow, do I tell her?
Chuck Bartowski: Well, that's... that's a... kind of big deal.
Alex McHugh: [off-screen] Morgan? Are you coming?
Morgan Grimes: Let's finish this conversation at the Buy More. I have some more... snuggling to do, and... no, I'm not embarassed I just said that.
[to Alex]
Morgan Grimes: On my way!

John Casey: [The lights at Castle go out] Whoever broke into here, you're about to enter a world of hurt
Morgan Grimes: [pulls out a weapon] Serious world of hurt
[Chuck looks at him strangely]
Sarah Walker: [The lights turn back on] Hello boys, sorry about all the trauma but no-one can know I'm here, I needed to disable the surveillance
Morgan Grimes: [noticing her black leather cat suit and hair] Sarah, wow you look provocative

Alex McHugh: [Casey is in the hospital] He looks awful, I barely know him, I just love him so much
Morgan Grimes: For what its worth, he loves you too more than you know, it's going to be okay, I promise

[Alex is wearing Morgan's previously unworn Back to the Future shirt and goes back to bed]
Chuck Bartowski: You can still save that shirt
Morgan Grimes: I don't care; I've got a quick question for you, what the hell is wrong with me?
Morgan Grimes: Nothing's wrong with you, I've got news for you, you're in love
Morgan Grimes: I'm love, I'm in love? Wow, should I tell her?
Chuck Bartowski: No
Alex McHugh: [off-screen] Morgan are you coming!
Morgan Grimes: I'll be right there
[to Chuck]
Morgan Grimes: I'm not ashamed of cuddling

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Nemesis (#1.10)" (2007)
Chuck Bartowski: [at Thanksgiving dinner] I'm thankful that Bryce Larkin is dead and is not currently in my bedroom making out with my new girlfriend.
John Casey: [interprets Chuck's signal and goes to check the bedroom] Excuse me...
Morgan Grimes: Wow, buddy, that was um... really... dark.
Captain Awesome: And specific.

Jeff: Pineapple!
Morgan Grimes: Dude, will you stop saying that? It doesn't have any meaning if you keep saying it.
Jeff: I didn't say it, Chuck said it!

Morgan Grimes: [on megaphone] OK, everyone we need you to leave to store in an orderly fashion. Anna: Pineapple!

Morgan Grimes: They're not moving fast enough. We're gonna have a Pineapple situation.
Lester: What's a Pineapple situation?

Anna Wu: Jeff and Lester can't handle it. They're hiding.
Morgan Grimes: What are you guys doing?
Lester: Dude, it is *not* safe out there!
Jeff: Someone *touched* me!

Anna Wu: [carrying Anna out of the store] Morgan! What are you doing? Put me down!
Morgan Grimes: No, I will not put you down!

Morgan Grimes: Why are there 'tests'?

Morgan Grimes: Pineapple!

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Alma Mater (#1.7)" (2007)
Chuck Bartowski: I'm sorry, but was Harry wearing the new assistant manger polo shirt?
Morgan Grimes: It's monogrammed.
Chuck Bartowski: He must be stopped.

Chuck Bartowski: No more Wednesday/Friday surf and turf?
Morgan Grimes: Harry Tang is drunk with power!
Anna Wu: He could have an accident.
[everyone looks at her]
Anna Wu: I know a guy, very reasonable... The prices, I mean, not him.
Morgan Grimes: Way to go Anna, thinking outside the box, me likey! What do you say Chuck?
Chuck Bartowski: What, are you guys crazy? I'm not gonna have a guy rubbed out just because he upsets are lunch schedule!

Anna Wu: Alright, we all know the game, we all know the rules, this is Fingers of Furry. The win goes to the contestant who can identify the most TV shows in a minute.
[to Lester]
Anna Wu: Alright, who do you want next?
Lester: I challenge, the ruling champion Morgan Grimes!
Morgan Grimes: That's Mr. Morgan Grimes, if you're nasty.
Jeff: Oh the suspense.
Morgan Grimes: You don't want me punk.
Lester: Oh yes I do.
Morgan Grimes: Challenge accepted.

Morgan Grimes: Chuck, we have an emergence. We need to talk.
Chuck Bartowski: I'm on the phone.
Morgan Grimes: Shh, not here, not here, there are spies at the Buy More.
Chuck Bartowski: [hangs up the phone] Spies, really?
Morgan Grimes: Yeah, Tang's minions, they're everywhere! He's like the dark Lord Sauron from Lord of the Rings. Only instead of the ring of power he's taken over control the assistant manger ship.
Chuck Bartowski: Yeah, from me, thanks for the reminder.
Morgan Grimes: You got it man. Look we need your help, Chuck.
Chuck Bartowski: Me, what am I suppose to do? I'm just...
Morgan Grimes: One small hobbit? So thought Frodo Baggins, my friend, so thought Frodo Baggins!

Morgan Grimes: I thought we agreed my code name was gonna be Samwise?

Morgan Grimes: [to the customers, throwing stuff at him] Throwing stuff at the tech is not gonna help you, it might...

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Suitcase (#4.2)" (2010)
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: [to Chuck and Sarah] Hey, you guys should be taking some notes here. You could be next.
Chuck Bartowski: [laughs] I don't know...
Morgan Grimes: I don't know. Sarah would have to unpack first for them to even *think* about starting a family.

Morgan Grimes: General look, if even *I* can see through this Buy More cover. What's an enemy spy going to think?
General Diane Beckman: What do you propose?

John Casey: Why do you even bother with these idiots?
Morgan Grimes: They may be idiots, but they're *my* idiots. Buy More's been my home for 8 years. So without Jeff and Lester, it's just another electronics store.

Chuck Bartowski: Welcome to the new Buy More.
Ellie Bartowski: Yeah. Wha - What's going on? This place seems so strange.
Chuck Bartowski: You know - you know what it could be. The uh, the new corporate restructurtion that's going on right now.
Morgan Grimes: [Entering] Yeah. Well, the - excuse me, sorry. The restruction has been restructured. So although it may appear a bit... off. I can assure the Buy More is still the Buy More.
[the old Buy More crew enters]

Morgan Grimes: [Looking at some keys the General handed to Morgan] What have I earned, exactly?
General Diane Beckman: The keys to the Buy More. I'm making you store manager, Mr. Grimes.

Morgan Grimes: Uh, Casey, how's Burbank ever going to feel like home, if you... don't give it a chance?
John Casey: Yeah. The Buy More's maybe your home, but it's not mine.
[Casey leaves, and pulls out his cellphone]
John Casey: Alex, hi. It's me. Dad... Good to hear your voice too.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Role Models (#3.15)" (2010)
John Casey: Relax, you passed.
Morgan Grimes: I failed every test.
John Casey: Yeah, with flying colors. You have got to be hands down, bar none, the worst candidate I've ever trained. But you got one thing going for you. You got balls.
Morgan Grimes: I do?
John Casey: How many Marines you know would go up against a Bengal tiger unarmed?
Morgan Grimes: Yeah.
John Casey: You have to be a complete idiot.

Chuck Bartowski: Good morning buddy.
Morgan Grimes: Okay, I get it. You're having tons and tons of sex. Congratulations Warren Beatty.
Chuck Bartowski: Who said anything about -?
Morgan Grimes: Big goofy grin said it. Okay? And you know, it's kind of an insult for those of us living in the apartment who *aren't* having sex - which is me.

John Casey: All right, there are 3 qualities make for an effective field agent: Subversion.
Morgan Grimes: Me.
John Casey: Stealth.
Morgan Grimes: Me.
John Casey: Strength.
[Morgan groans]

Morgan Grimes: You're going to fire me, aren't you? My God, this is even worse than when I got canned from Underpants Etc.

Morgan Grimes: Listen to me. Listen to me. Just hear me out. This country needs men like you, Casey. Okay? What do I do? I sell refridgerators, you know? I mean if I die, what? They'll shop at Large Mart. Big deal. But there is a way I can server my country.
John Casey: What are you doing?
Morgan Grimes: I'm going to lure that tiger into Ellie and Awesome's apartment.
John Casey: You're not!
Morgan Grimes: Yes I am! And listen to me. No matter what you hear in there, promise me: you will not go in after me. SEMPER FI-dizzle!

"Chuck: Pilot (#1.1)" (2007)
Chuck Bartowski: Morgan, this is a bad idea.
Morgan Grimes: Well, we can't stay here, Chuck.
Chuck Bartowski: I'm uncomfortable with the plan.
Morgan Grimes: Plan? What plan? This is survival.
Morgan Grimes: [after hearing knocking at the door] That's her. We've been compromised. I'm a ghost.
Chuck Bartowski: [Ellie enters and turns on the light] Morgan, you can't leave me like this. You can't do this to me, man.
Ellie Bartowski: Chuck, what are you doing?
Chuck Bartowski: Uh, escaping.
Ellie Bartowski: From your own birthday party?

Chuck Bartowski: [after the super secret computer was downloaded into his head] Morgan did you spike the punch?
Morgan Grimes: Something goes wrong you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust?
Morgan Grimes: Yes, I did.

Chuck Bartowski: You mind driving?
Morgan Grimes: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you, are you, look it, are you being serious? You're gonna let me drive?
Chuck Bartowski: It's a company car, Morgan. It's not that big a deal.
Morgan Grimes: Whoa, whoa. It's not just a company car, okay? A hooptie's a hooptie, homeboy. I mean, this baby's sitting on chrome. Or plastic.
Chuck Bartowski: Do me a favor and stay off the 5, okay? Because the cops are in a phased deployment.
Morgan Grimes: Okay. Thanks for the tip, Ponch.

Ellie Bartowski: [Chuck enters, sounding bored] Hey, Chuck.
Chuck Bartowski: Ellie, captain. Don't freak out, remain calm. I have some news.
Morgan Grimes: [Morgan enters excitedly] Chuck's got a date!
Ellie Bartowski: [sitting up] What? *Who*?
Captain Awesome: Way to go, Chuck. That's awesome!

[First lines]
Chuck Bartowski: Morgan, this is a bad idea.
Morgan Grimes: Well, we can't stay here Chuck.
Chuck Bartowski: I'm uncomfortable with the plan.
Morgan Grimes: Plan? What plan? This is survival.
[knock knock]
Morgan Grimes: It's her! We've been compromised: I'm a ghost!
Chuck Bartowski: Morgan you can't leave me like this. You can't do this to me man!
Ellie Bartowski: [opens bedroom door] Chuck? What're you doing?
Chuck Bartowski: Uhh, escaping?
Ellie Bartowski: From your own birthday party?

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Business Trip (#5.4)" (2011)
Chuck Bartowski: How's your memory, buddy? Do you remember Die Hard? Star Wars? Chewie? Yoda? "Yippee kai yay?"
Morgan Grimes: Sorry dude, no. It all kind of sounds like gibberish.
Sarah Walker: It is.

John Casey: I lied. Start with the originals. You loved those.
Morgan Grimes: Really? Thanks man.
John Casey: Oh hey, just so you know: Darth Vader - Luke's father. Leia's his sister.
[Morgan glares at Casey]
John Casey: Still mad.

Morgan Grimes: Listen to me. This is what is happening, okay? There is an elusive assasin and she is hunting me, okay?
Alex McHugh: [Alex sighs] You are legitimately insane.

John Casey: [Casey gets a call from Morgan] I'm gonna rip your face off!
Morgan Grimes: No. Shh. Casey, listen to me. We have the wrong person okay? The real Viper is a lady, and she's here - hunting us.
John Casey: [Looking at the monitor, and finding Viper] Northeast corner of the store. Get Alex to the broom closet! If you want to live, you're gonna take care of my daughter.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Bearded Bandit (#5.2)" (2011)
Chuck Bartowski: Buddy, no one can know that we have a walking CIA database on our team, okay? The Intersect is a secret weapon for a reason
Morgan Grimes: That sucks man! I have all these powers and abilities. How am I supposed to help people if I can't *tell* anybody about it?
Chuck Bartowski: Because Morgan if you do, it could get you *killed*.

Sarah Walker: [to Wesley] No. We came here to save you. And that's exactly what we're going to do.
Morgan Grimes: What? No! No! No! The Intersect runs from *no* man!
Chuck Bartowski: For now - he does. Let's go Morgan.

Morgan Grimes: Well, did it ever occur to you that she made you my little babysitter to distract you from the fact that you're being sidelined too. I don't know if you've noticed, chief, but you're on a food run with me... I'm not - look I love, Sarah. I do. But it's just - I wanna make sure that she's not the one handling you.
Chuck Bartowski: She's not.

Gertrude Verbanski: [after Morgan reveals he's the Intersect] I heard about that. I wasn't sure if it really existed.
Morgan Grimes: Oh believe me, it exists.
Gertrude Verbanski: Well, I was wondering who the *real* Luke Skywalker was on your team. Good to know.
Morgan Grimes: I bet it is. One question though. Who's Luke Skywalker?

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Honeymooners (#3.14)" (2010)
Morgan Grimes: Let's cut the man some slack, he's got the world's fate resting in his hands.
John Casey: Oh, I'd say he's got something else resting in his hands.
Morgan Grimes: What do you mean?
John Casey: Chuck's off the grid with Walker. Do the math Grimes.
[Morgan stares blankly]
John Casey: He's going to need a walker when Walker's through with him.
[Morgan still doesn't understand]
John Casey: They're having intercourse you idiot.

Devon Woodcomb: You know that going away party I'm having for me and Ellie tomorrow night?
Morgan Grimes: Yeah.
Devon Woodcomb: No matter what she says, it will kill her if Chuck's not there to say goodbye. So make it happen!

Morgan Grimes: Hey, you asked me for my help.
John Casey: I was tasked to ask for your help. There's a big difference.
Morgan Grimes: Tomatoe, tomahto, John. Listen, if you're looking for a needle in a haystack full of needles, you need to create an advantage. That's me.
John Casey: You know, it can take up to 7 minutes to strangle someone to death. I've done it in under 30 seconds.

Morgan Grimes: I thought this was everything you ever wanted.
Chuck Bartowski: It is. Okay. It is, but I want Sarah more.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus First Class (#3.5)" (2010)
Morgan Grimes: I need everyone's attention. Look, I know some of you are unhappy that I'm running the Buy More. I'm sorry. But all your little tricks and tactics, I know them all. I *taught* them. So listen up: no more sabotage. Thank you. Lester, you're in my chair.
[Lester gets out of the chair]
Morgan Grimes: Hey, there's one good thing I learned in Hawaii. It's that I'm good at this, man. I am good at the Buy More.

Morgan Grimes: [the Buy More crew scatter after Casey glares at them] See that? See that? How do you do that? You command respect. I...
John Casey: No. I take it.

Jeff Barnes: [Casey's smoking a cigar] This is a no smoking store.
Morgan Grimes: Thanks Jeff. You know what, my lieutenant has the right to smoke a cigar if he wants. Or he can put it out. Mr. Casey.
[Casey puts out the cigar in his hand]
Morgan Grimes: Anyone else want to leave?

Morgan Grimes: I need you, okay? Please help me. I don't know what they'll do next. Mute Lester and his gang, they've taken over the store. They've set booby-traps for me everywhere. I'm going crazy here. I can't fight them by myself anymore. They don't follow any rules.
John Casey: Insurgents. I hate insurgents.
Morgan Grimes: Then this'll work out I think.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Ring: Part II (#3.19)" (2010)
John Casey: Conference will be surrounded by an army of security agents. Filled with spies. Suicide mission.
Chuck Bartowski: The only ones who could pull it off would have to be the best spies in the world.
Morgan Grimes: Chuck, you're embarrassing me.
[Everyone glares at Morgan]
Sarah Walker: ...We can do it.
Chuck Bartowski: We better. It's Shaw. We don't have a choice.
John Casey: Yeah. Let's go get some payback.

John Casey: [Speaking of Alex] Friends?
Morgan Grimes: Yeah.
John Casey: Or something more?
[Casey grabs Morgan by the throat]
John Casey: Your heart's racing, pupils dilated, skin's flushed. You like her.
Morgan Grimes: [Gasping] Or you're choking me.

Morgan Grimes: [to the Ring Elders] Reach for the sky dirtbags! All right, you people are the disease, and I'm the cure!
John Casey: [Quietly] Back off there, Cobra. I didn't give you any bullets.
Morgan Grimes: Are you kidding me? Knew this thing felt too lite.

Morgan Grimes: [as Casey hugs Alex] Well, he's not much of a hugger. But baby steps, right? I - glad to see you, Alex. I too, am glad you came.
John Casey: Step aside before I break the rest of your fingers, or you blow up the apartment.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Other Guy (#3.13)" (2010)
John Casey: Beckman doesn't forget a little thing like treason. And, uh, I'm really learning to enjoy my life here.
Morgan Grimes: Are you kidding me? John, your old life was so exciting! The adventures. The missions. The weaponry. The women...
John Casey: Please stop.
Morgan Grimes: Right. Got it. Learn to lock it down.

Chuck Bartowski: [Fighting over a bottle of whiskey] Let go!
Morgan Grimes: No. I mean, you are on the precipice of emotional ruin here!
Chuck Bartowski: *I'm already over the edge!*

Chuck Bartowski: Now, I know - I know that you can't help me any more. I-I know all that. But Sarah's going to die without us. I can't do this alone.
John Casey: And I can't help you any more. I'm not a spy.
Chuck Bartowski: But you are a spy! YOU'RE THE ULTIMATE SPY!
Morgan Grimes: Was, Chuck, was. But the man's been Buy More'd. That's right. You deluded yourself into thinking that Buy More's your life. But wake up, John, okay? We need you to get on this plane. Chuck needs you to get on this plane. And if not, well, you know, find yourself Friday night with Jeff and Lester's crew hanging out in Woodland Hills. I know this because I was that guy. But Chuck, and Sarah, and *you*, Casey. You showed me I can be so much more. That I'm meant for something, be a spy. What about you? What od you have left in your tank?... What do you want to be when you grow -
[Casey grabs Morgan by the throat and slams him to the wall]
John Casey: Morgan, go to my closet, and get me my suit.
[Looking a Chuck]
John Casey: The black one.

Morgan Grimes: I hope you're happy.
Chuck Bartowski: She said she couldn't be with someone who didn't believe in her. Well I believed in her. I just didn't believe in me.
Morgan Grimes: Dude, you are misquoting the line and you are ruining "Pretty in Pink" for me. Now just stop it. Put the cap back on the top of the bottle and let's forget this night ever happened.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Fear of Death (#4.8)" (2010)
Greta: Two civilian employees have been watching me. I'm getting annoyed by this. I have a way of dealing with annoying things. It's unpleasant - but not for me.
Morgan Grimes: And uh, tell me, which two civilians might uh might that be?
[Looks out the window and spots Jeff and Lester]
Morgan Grimes: Why'd I even bother? Of course. I will keep an eye on them. Okay?

Greta: This is absolutely the last straw. They put a webcam in my locker. They bugged my price gun. The psychotic one follows me with a video camera narrating the "Tracking and Hunting of the Greta Marmot." What does that mean?
Morgan Grimes: Which one do you think is the psychotic one?

John Casey: [Walker's packing her bag] What are you doing, Walker?
Sarah Walker: ...I'm going to go find Chuck.
John Casey: We'll go together.
Morgan Grimes: Wherever he is, we will find him. And we'll bring him back.
Sarah Walker: Thank you.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Balcony (#4.11)" (2011)
Morgan Grimes: Let me ask you something. What is the only thing better than a sunset?
Chuck Bartowski: Things going right for a change.

Morgan Grimes: [after Sarah surprises him in his office] Holy Hell! Sarah, you just scared me to death. I thought you could have been somebody deadly.
Sarah Walker: I am somebody deadly. And I know everything. The balcony. The moonlight. Does that ring a bell?
Morgan Grimes: Okay, these bearded lips are staying shut. I know nothing.
Sarah Walker: Chuck is proposing at the Chateau, and I want your intel.
Morgan Grimes: Okay. Don't you want to be surprised?
Sarah Walker: I'm a spy. I hate surprises.

Morgan Grimes: Chuck, the 1986 Chateau LeFranc is a peppery pinot with a stable on the label and a stork on the cork.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus Agent X (#4.22)" (2011)
Morgan Grimes: You are my future step-father. This will not stand! Now come on - we're men! Men who take what's theirs! You have to march into that house, slam your fist on the counter. And then you look at my mother in the *eye* and you say "Bologna, I am so sorry *woman*... but I have to work at the Buy More all weekend." You see, this way when she asks me, I'll say "Yeah, we have all this new inventory and we have to work around the clock." Boom!
Lester Patel: Boom!
Morgan Grimes: Heh.
Big Mike: The greatest thing... a white person's ever done for me.

Devon Woodcomb: Chuck, I am so sorry that I let Ellie touch your dad's computer.
Morgan Grimes: Chuck, I am so sorry that I let this guy plan your bachelor party.

John Casey: How are the spears coming?
Devon Woodcomb: [Devon and Morgan turn around pointing their spears] You are lucky we didn't kill you with these spears. They are really sharp.
Morgan Grimes: I feel so bad for those mercenaries right about now. Zah!
[Morgan thrust his spear]
John Casey: You ought to. They're dead.
Devon Woodcomb: Dead? Well, what are these for?
John Casey: They kept you out of my way.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the First Bank of Evil (#4.17)" (2011)
Morgan Grimes: You know what? New apartment - I'm going to go no television. It'll be very liberating.
[Chuck glares at Morgan]
Morgan Grimes: Kidding. Totally kidding. 72 inches, dude. Bam!
Chuck Bartowski: I was honestly about to smack you right now.

Big Mike: Hey son, you sleep okay last night?
Morgan Grimes: No. No, I did not. Those cats outside my window are just so loud. It gave me nightmares.
Big Mike: Yeah cats. Just a heads up, those cats are having a romantic dinner and there might be some cat fighting after dinner - unless your mom eats too much.
Morgan Grimes: Listen, I don't want to think about you and my mom doing... making a... slipping and...
Big Mike: Son, when you move into a forest, you can't complain about the wildlife making too much noise... It's natural... and beautiful... and frequent.
Morgan Grimes: I need my own place.
Big Mike: Yes, you do.

Morgan Grimes: Those idiots messed up my post. I'll have good luck getting a roommate now. Wait a minute. I got it! Casey, you got an extra room.
John Casey: [Leaving] Not even worth saying.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Santa Suit (#5.7)" (2011)
John Casey: [about his gift to Alex] I thought it was a good idea. Dumb, huh?
Chuck Bartowski: No, it's actually quite touching.
Morgan Grimes: Like you're feeling real human emotion.
John Casey: Don't ever say that again! Don't you breathe a word of this to Alex!

Morgan Grimes: What now, Chuck? Chuck?
[Chuck sits motionless]
Morgan Grimes: This is bad. Tjis is very bad. He's shutting down.
John Casey: Then we take care of Shaw ourselves.
Morgan Grimes: Yeah, but he has the Intersect. I mean, we're going to need a plan - a *really* good plan.
Chuck Bartowski: I've got the plan. Daniel Shaw murdered my father, and now he has my wife. He's going to wish he never left that prison cell.

Morgan Grimes: Alright, Chuck, tell me you got some kind of an idea here, cause I'm... I'm a little scared.
Chuck Bartowski: Don't freak out. I've got an idea.
Morgan Grimes: Okay. I just hope it works.
Chuck Bartowski: Me, too.
Morgan Grimes: Seeing as how our lives kind of depend on it.
[Chuck looks intensely at Morgan, and after a short pause]
Morgan Grimes: You knew that already.
Chuck Bartowski: Yeah.
Morgan Grimes: Mm-hmm.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Beard (#3.9)" (2010)
Morgan Grimes: I cannot believe I am saying this. But you're fired!
Chuck Bartowski: What? You're firing me from the Buy More?
Morgan Grimes: Buy More? No. You kidding me? You're the best Nerd Herder we have. I need you here.
[Morgan sighs]
Morgan Grimes: I'm firing you as my best friend.

Morgan Grimes: So Sarah is your handler? Does that make her your beard? In other words, like, uh, is your whole relationship fake, cause, uh, buddy, that's - that's just awful.
Chuck Bartowski: Why? Because we never had sex.
Morgan Grimes: No I just feel like you know having a bea- YOU NEVER HAD SEX WITH THAT GIRL?... That's not. No. No. It's - it's awful that you had to pretend to be in the relationship with somebody you clearly love.

Morgan Grimes: Bag 'em and tag 'em, Sarah. I mean, Agent Walker.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Frosted Tips (#5.3)" (2011)
General Diane Beckman: There's a sizeable bounty on Zorn. I'm outsourcing to your team to circumvent the leak. My only condition is that no one breaths my name in connection to the mission.
Morgan Grimes: [Honking the horn] Yo Becky! What up baby girl?
General Diane Beckman: [to Chuck] I told you to come alone!
Morgan Grimes: You doing Pilates, huh? You are. Don't say you're not. You are.
General Diane Beckman: What the Hell is wrong with him?
Chuck Bartowski: So many things.

Morgan Grimes: [after fighting a masked opponent] You master has taught you well.
Chuck Bartowski: [Removing his mask] I *am* the master.

Chuck Bartowski: You know what, Morgan? We're friends, so I'm going to give you a chance here.
Morgan Grimes: No. That's the thing, Chuck. We are not friends.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Cat Squad (#4.15)" (2011)
Morgan Grimes: [Wakes up next to Carina] Hi. Good morning.
[Morgan gasps]
Morgan Grimes: What are you doing here?
Carina: There was nowhere else to go except the floor... Floors can be fun too.

Carina: Something is different about you. The confidence. The straight spine. It can't be true, but you're behaving like you're having regular sexual intercourse. Huh? Martin, get back in this bed.
Morgan Grimes: No. No. All the times that I-I emailed you, and snail mailed, texted, called out into the night - nothing! You completely ignored me. And now I'm off the market, okay? So I would like you to leave. I have a lot of work to -
[Carina drops the blanket flashing Morgan]

Morgan Grimes: [about Carina] No, no. I can't be alone here with that woman. She-she wants me - badly. John, she desires my - physical person.
John Casey: And I'm hunting unicorns. You're babysitting. Get over it.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Curse (#5.6)" (2011)
Morgan Grimes: What if - what if Castle's been compromised?
John Casey: That's actually - a very fine point. Good job on the break out. That was actually - I'm proud of you, moron.
Morgan Grimes: Did you just compliment me, and insult me?

Alex McHugh: [Aiming a shotgun at an intruder] One more move and I will end you!
Morgan Grimes: Damn it! And I was trying to be discreet. Man!
Alex McHugh: Morgan?
Morgan Grimes: Yeah.
Alex McHugh: Morgan, what are you doing breaking into your own apartment?
Morgan Grimes: Doing a favor for your dad. Trying not to be seen. Broke him out of jail. The CIA's kind of sort of hunting him.

Alex McHugh: Chuck's going on the run, and he needs his pants?
Morgan Grimes: Well, they're his secret PANTS. You know what? It's best if I show you mine. Ready?
[Morgan opens a trunk. Revealing a pair of sweatpants]
Alex McHugh: What's so special about them?
Morgan Grimes: Not so fast. Not so fast.
[Morgan lifts the sweatpants revealing a box]
Morgan Grimes: Ever since we were kids, Chuck and I each had a box of PANTS - Private Artifacts Never To Share. Kind of went through a mad acronym phase. This is where we kept our most sacred possessions, in case of fire - this is what we save.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Beefcake (#2.15)" (2009)
Ellie Bartowski: Morgan what are you doing here?
Morgan Grimes: Chuck didn't tell you? This is kind of embarrassing, my mom is uh, romantically involved with my boss from work. So I need a place to stay.
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: Big Mike's banging Bolonia?
Ellie Bartowski: Gross honey.

Morgan Grimes: Uh, why on God's green Earth would he ever *ever* break up with Sarah?
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: Ask Ellie, it was her idea.
Morgan Grimes: Really?
Ellie Bartowski: What? He said that he didn't think she was the one.
Morgan Grimes: [Morgan sighs] There are a few precious things I know anything about in this world. Chuck's one of them. Believe me, Sarah's the one!
Ellie Bartowski: How do you know?
Morgan Grimes: How do I know? It's all over the kid's face. When Chuck is around Sarah, he is the Chuck we always dreamed of, all right? The Chuck that has the potential to do anything in the world.

Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: Whoa!
Morgan Grimes: Evening.
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: Talk about low hanging fruit!
Ellie Bartowski: Oh my God! I'm going to kill Chuck!
Morgan Grimes: Didn't Chuck tell you I sleep - in the - in the buff?

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Last Details (#4.23)" (2011)
Sarah Walker: Everything is perfect. Nothing can go wrong.
Chuck Bartowski: Sarah, you didn't.
Morgan Grimes: [Sound of a crash in the background] CHUCK!

Ellie Bartowski: Morgan?
Morgan Grimes: Yes, ma'am.
Ellie Bartowski: We have more twinkle lights, don't we?
Morgan Grimes: Yes, ma'am.
Ellie Bartowski: Because this place is has to be magical.
Morgan Grimes: Yes, ma'am.
Ellie Bartowski: MAGICAL, Morgan!
Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: Honey, you're scaring me.
Ellie Bartowski: Just keep it moving.

John Casey: I promised Alex I'd keep you safe. There are times on every mission when things go sideways. That happens - I can't protect you and I've broken a promise to my daughter.
Morgan Grimes: I see you dilema. Everything's going to be fine. Everything will be fine. *Nothing* will go wrong... Why did I just say that?

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Suburbs (#2.13)" (2009)
Morgan Grimes: [to Chuck] Did you ever think that the two of us would ever wind up with smart beautiful sexually adventuresome girls on Valentine's Day?
Big Mike: [Entering] The answer is NO! Two jackasses like you landing two hot pieces like Anna and blondie, it's a cruel trick of nature!

Morgan Grimes: Gentlemen, I think I speak for all of us when I say that the only reason I took this job at the Buy More was to do as little work as humanly possible.
[Jeff and Les nod]
Morgan Grimes: The big man has made that dream a reality.
Lester Patel: The man's an inspiration to slackers everywhere.
Jeff: Until his old lady dumped him.
Morgan Grimes: We're screwed! I mean screwed now that he has nothing to live for except work.

Morgan Grimes: [about a depressed Big Mike] Gentlemen. I think that I speak for all of us when I say that the only reason that I took this job at the Buy More was to do as little work as humanly possible. The big man, he made that dream a reality.
Lester Patel: That man is an inspiration to slackers everywhere.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Cubic Z (#4.3)" (2010)
Chuck Bartowski: I don't think you're taking this seriously enough, buddy.
Morgan Grimes: Oh, I'm serious. I'm DeNiro serious. Listen, the Buy More is CIA, and as the manager, I am the front line of the Buy More. If things don't run smoothly up here, well, it's a national security issue. I need a sidearm - like a Desert Eagle or something big.
Chuck Bartowski: You're beyond DeNiro. This is Russell Crowe serious.

Big Mike: That's a full half-carat, pear cut cubic zirconium. I came here to ask your permission to marry Bologna Garcia Gouganvilla Grimes.
Morgan Grimes: Oh wow.
Big Mike: Think on it. Give it back to me when you think I'm worthy of your mother's love. Keep it on your person if you could. I don't trust the scoundrels working at this store.
Morgan Grimes: Nor should you.

Hugo Panzer: Move it! Get out of the way!
Big Mike: Excuse me, son!
Hugo Panzer: Move!
[Hugo stops notices Mike]
Big Mike: You'd best stop. Or I will come down there and make an example of you.
Hugo Panzer: Try and stop me, fat man!
Morgan Grimes: [Rising] What? Who is this -?
[Hugo grabs Morgan]
Big Mike: [to Lester] Give me the disco stick.
[Lester hands the stick to Big Mike]
Big Mike: *That* boy is family - and my name is Mike.
[Mike charges Hugo and knocks Hugo out]
Big Mike: Big Mike!

"Chuck: Chuck Versus Phase Three (#4.9)" (2010)
Sarah Walker: When was he planning on doing this?
Morgan Grimes: I don't know. I mean, since he lost the Intersect, the proposal plan got put on hold.
Sarah Walker: Why? Did he think I wouldn't want to marry him without the Intersect? Is that how I made him feel?
Morgan Grimes: No. No! Chuck knew that - Chuck knows that you love him, Sarah, okay? It's just, you're kind of a big fish, you know? And to a regular guy with no supercomputer in his brain, I gotta think that's pretty intimidating.
Sarah Walker: That;s not the reason why I love Chuck. I want to spend the rest of my life with Chuck -*with* or *without* the Intersect.
Morgan Grimes: That's fantastic! That's great. Yeah, and he knows that right? Because you told him?... Oh.

Sarah Walker: How did you find me?
Morgan Grimes: How did we find you? Half of Thailand is talkingg about the giant blonde she-male that's tearing through their town. Are you kidding me?

Morgan Grimes: ...I might be responsible, I told her Chuck plans on proposing.
John Casey: You what? You threw gasoline... Why can't you keep your mouth shut.
Morgan Grimes: I'm sorry Casey, I over shared to connect I'm a connector

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Couch Lock (#4.5)" (2010)
T.I.: Hey, eulogy guy. Looking for Casey.
Morgan Grimes: Casey who?
[T.I. knocks Morgan to the ground]
Morgan Grimes: That Casey.
T.I.: Get up! Got a message for him. We've got his friends. We're taking them on a little gold digging trip. He knows where. Tell him he has 24 hours to show up alone, or he's gonna have 2 more funerals to go to.

Morgan Grimes: Okay. Think Morgan. How do I get him angry? How do I get him an-? Oh crap!
[Morgan sighs]
Morgan Grimes: Okay, Casey, I know you can hear me. And I have something *very* important to tell you. I've been dating your daughter. Yeah, yeah. We're technically on the rocks right now kind of. But you know, things we're getting pretty serious. Hol - holding hands and uh, kissing was just out of control. But I've been a perfect gentlemen. Although, it definitely felt like pretty soon,
[Morgan gulps]
Morgan Grimes: she'd be spending the night.

Morgan Grimes: Casey. Couch lock... Cable.
John Casey: [Casey realizes what Morgan's planning] Oh,good Lord.
[to Chuck and Sarah]
John Casey: Lift your feet up. Do it. Do it now!
Sarah Walker: He's going to try and shock them.
Chuck Bartowski: Morgan! Morgan, NO!

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the First Fight (#4.7)" (2010)
Morgan Grimes: You know, contrary to popular belief, we think that there is a heart of gold
[Morgan touches Sarah's chest]
Morgan Grimes: underneath this cold exterior.
Sarah Walker: Morgan, please don't touch my chest.
Morgan Grimes: Oh, gosh, yeah. I meant that completely non-sexual.

Mary Bartowski: If he's with my handler, I know he's safe.
Sarah Walker: Right. Then why hasn't he called in?
Mary Bartowski: Perhaps he doesn't want to see you. Chuck told me about the fight.
Sarah Walker: ...Okay, listen, I can't protect your son if I don't know where he is.
Mary Bartowski: I am trying to protect him too. Which is why I am not saying anything to either of you. The only one I know I can trust is my son.
Morgan Grimes: [Morgan enters] Mrs. Bartowski.
Mary Bartowski: Morgan Grimes?

John Casey: Well, if we can get in through the bank's roof, we can surprise Volkoff's men.
Morgan Grimes: Sweet! Give 'em Hell, sir.
John Casey: You coming?
Morgan Grimes: I - I figured you wanted me to stay in the van.
John Casey: How you gonna learn anything if you stay in here? Let's go!

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Undercover Lover (#1.12)" (2008)
Morgan Grimes: [to Ellie] You're like a sister to me.
[they hug]
Morgan Grimes: A sister I want to have sex with so bad.

Ellie Bartowski: Wake up! WAKE UP!
[checking her clothes]
Ellie Bartowski: Oh thank God! Oh thank God! Oh God. What are you doing here?
Morgan Grimes: What are you talking about? You begged me not to leave.
Ellie Bartowski: Oh, ow! Okay, um there's uh, there's asprin on your side of the, on that side of the bed. Can you get me six?
Morgan Grimes: Anything you want.
[giving her the asprin]
Morgan Grimes: Here.
Ellie Bartowski: Thank you.
Morgan Grimes: We're cool.
Ellie Bartowski: For last night.
Morgan Grimes: You know nothing happened.
Ellie Bartowski: Mostly for that.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Cliffhanger (#4.24)" (2011)
Sarah Walker: Hartley turned over all of Volkoff's assets to us - wedding present.
Chuck Bartowski: 877 million dollars. Although I like to refer to it as a cool billion just cause it's more fun to say.
Morgan Grimes: Mamacita. That's a lot of money.
Chuck Bartowski: And who better to handle a billion dollars than me?
[Sarah glares at Chuck]
Chuck Bartowski: Us! Us. Us! Our first purchase was the Buy More and everything below it. Now we have all of Volkoff's resources at our disposal.
Sarah Walker: That's if you guys still want to take out some bad guys.
John Casey: Damn right we do!
Morgan Grimes: Right we do.
Sarah Walker: Do you guys want a job?
John Casey: Hell yeah!
Morgan Grimes: Hells yeah!

Morgan Grimes: Freelance spies. Yes. Men, and women, of action and adventure. Under the radar, above the law. Oh, man, this is gonna be so much fun. Just, uh...
[notices a pair of sunglasses in a box]
Morgan Grimes: Huh. Oh, nice. Slick new gig. Slick new shades.
Morgan Grimes: What could go wrong?
[Morgan put on the sunglasses; the Intersect downloads and he falls over]
John Casey: Morgan! Morgan? Morgan!
[Everyone stares at Morgan lying on the ground]
John Casey: Morgan, did you just-?
Morgan Grimes: Guys - I know Kung Fu.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Sizzling Shrimp (#1.5)" (2007)
Morgan: Help me, Chuck Bartowski; you're my only hope.

Morgan Grimes: I'm going home now.
Ellie Bartowski: That's my four favorite words.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Living Dead (#3.17)" (2010)
Morgan Grimes: You dreamt Shaw was alive? Chuck, you saw him die though. You check for a pulse right?
Chuck Bartowski: Well, he fell into a river.
Morgan Grimes: "He fell into a river." Of course he's alive! Haven't you ever seen a John Carpenter movie?

Chuck Bartowski: Is that a bullet proof vest?
Morgan Grimes: Is that a bullet proof tie?

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Aisle of Terror (#4.6)" (2010)
Morgan Grimes: Casey? Casey, what is going on? Why is there a gun to my
[Realizes what's happening]
Morgan Grimes: head? I'm the magnet. I'm the magnet for bad guys. Are you kidding me? Come on, man! I can't believe it. I cannot believe that you would bring me here and use me as a human target.

Big Mike: Son, in my twelve and a half weeks at the El Segundo School of Finance, I learned one very important word. Delegate. That word is the key to being a successful manager. There's even a catchy phrase for when you've got too much to do: "Get it off your plate. Give it to other people."
Morgan Grimes: I think what you mean to say is: "Get it off your plate. Delegate."
Big Mike: No I do not. You are not a rhyming monkey. You are a manager.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Colonel (#2.21)" (2009)
Morgan Grimes: [Reading a note from Morgan] IOU one condom. Your pal, Morgan.
Chuck Bartowski: I'm gonna kill you Morgan!

Morgan Grimes: Anna Wu, will you come to Hawaii with me? Where I will learn the ancient art of Hibachi.
Anna Wu: Morgan. I thought you'd never ask!

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Masquerade (#4.16)" (2011)
Morgan Grimes: I mean look at this. I can't - I can't do this any more. I have to grow up. I have to move out. That's what I have to do! I have to go.

Morgan Grimes: I gotta finish packing upand then I'm heading out that door, dude. And I'm just going to open myself up to the universe.
Chuck Bartowski: So - moving to your mom's?
Morgan Grimes: Pretty much straight over.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Tic Tac (#3.10)" (2010)
Morgan Grimes: Fine. On three we both say what we know.
Devon Woodcomb: Okay.
Morgan Grimes: One... two... three
Morgan Grimes, Devon Woodcomb: Chuck's a - Oh my God, you know!

Morgan Grimes: [to Ellie] Ellie, I've been thinking. Kids in L.A., ah, they don't need your help, y'know, their fancy designer jeans and Lady Gaga sunglasses. I say far, far away is where a doctor could do the most good. I think you should go do Doctors without Borders.
[to Devon]
Morgan Grimes: Right?
Devon Woodcomb: Médecins sans Frontieres.
[Ellie is confused]
Morgan Grimes: [Confidently] Medicinines son fwasmeneres.
Devon Woodcomb: [Patiently] Médecins sans Frontieres.
Morgan Grimes: Medicines sins frondicinines.
[Ellie rolls her eyes in disgust]

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Family Volkoff (#4.20)" (2011)
John Casey: [after Chuck tells them about the Pre-Nup] Spies have secrets. If you're gonna take it to the next level with Walker, you have to understand that. Sign the papers. Be cool.
Morgan Grimes: Yeah Chuck, be cool.

John Casey: What is it, Grimes? Spill.
Morgan Grimes: An invite to Alex's graduation. Look, she desperately wanted to invite you, all right? *But*, technically speaking, in her mother's eyes anyway, you are still sort of - well, mostly dead. She just can't.
John Casey: Stupid of me to think otherwise.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the First Date (#2.1)" (2008)
John Casey: [after Chuck jumps over the counter] Good to see you Bartowski.
Chuck Bartowski: Hey, Casey. 90 Twinkies in 3 minutes!
Morgan Grimes: Jeff's going to die!

Chuck Bartowski: Hey, What's up buddy?
Morgan Grimes: Large Mart goons, they could be anywhere. I don't want them to see this.
Chuck Bartowski: What is this?
Morgan Grimes: Compound level from "Call of Duty". After our last battle with those Large Mart douches I started to work on this, planning on how we can take them all out. Alright listen up, here are the specs. Are you ready? 23 infantry troopers, 16 snippers, 7 heavy gunners, 4 demolition experts, and enough ammunition to orbit Arnold Schwarzenegger, 50 gamers, one call, all ready for battle. With this team assembled and my plan I think we can beat them.
Chuck Bartowski: Morgan, you are my hero.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Wedding Planner (#4.21)" (2011)
John Casey: I'm not avoiding anything. Your mother believes that I'm dead. If she walks into the Buy More, she'll think I left her for some crappy job. She deserves better than that.
[Casey leaves]
Alex McHugh: So much for that great idea.
Morgan Grimes: Yeah, it's not such a great plan after all, was it?

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Predator (#2.17)" (2009)
Morgan Grimes: [Entering the Hollywood Buy More] Sir, what exactly are we doing here?
Big Mike: Payback!
Morgan Grimes: I see, does this payback involve illegal activities?
Big Mike: It damn well better!

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Muuurder (#4.19)" (2011)
Morgan Grimes: You hid Kevin Bacon in the air duct?
Jeff Barnes: If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, you can eat it.
Lester Patel: He lives by a strange philosphy of karma and diet. It combines the two. It's horrible.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Seduction Impossible (#4.14)" (2011)
John Casey: Babies are streesful.
Morgan Grimes: Tell me about it. You know, speaking of which... Alex
[Casey starts to get angry and slowly starts to rise]
Morgan Grimes: You know there's something I want... to tell you - talk to you about. Hold on! Wow! Wait! It's all good... Great. Alex isn't pregnant. No, no. She just wants me to meet her mom.
John Casey: Kathleen.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Mask (#3.7)" (2010)
Morgan Grimes: I don't think he wants us to know that he's gone to the... dark place.
Ellie Bartowski: ...Oh, you don't mean...
Morgan Grimes: Yeah. Junior year. When Jill dumped him, sat in his room and played Golden Eye for what, 3 months? Wonder if you can get bed sores from playing video games?

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Ring (#2.22)" (2009)
Morgan Grimes: Dr. Awesome.
Woody: Don't take another step. My wife warned me about you.
Morgan Grimes: Good warnings I hope.
Woody: Retreat two steps back.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus Bo (#5.10)" (2012)
Chuck Bartowski: [Like a star-struck fan] Hi, Bo Derek. I'm Chuck. My name is Chuck. Really big, big fan. Just loved "10" so, so much!
Morgan Grimes: We really do!
Bo Derek: Yeah, I know what you did with that poster.
Chuck Bartowski: Oh, no, no, no. I - I wouldn't... no, no, no!
Sarah Walker: Ew!
Chuck Bartowski: [Very sheepishly] Not that I didn't love the poster as a boy...
Chuck Bartowski: How do you know my friend here?
[pointing to Morgan]
Bo Derek: I don't like to kiss and tell, but your friend rocked my world one magical night in November.
Morgan Grimes: [In unison with Chuck, who says it doubtingly, Morgan saying it surprisingly] Seriously?
Sarah Walker: Seriously?
John Casey: Seriously?

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Lethal Weapon (#2.16)" (2009)
Lester Patel: Relax Morgan. All you have to do is convince Anna that moving in with you is a bad idea.
Morgan Grimes: Okay. How am I going to do...
Lester Patel: Shh. Morgan, uh, you've come to the right place.
[Quietly in Morgan's ear]
Lester Patel: Repulsion is our business.
Jeff Barnes: Business is good.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Helicopter (#1.2)" (2007)
Ellie Bartowski: How did you get in here?
Morgan Grimes: Chuck's window, or as I like to call it, the 'Morgan Door'.
Ellie Bartowski: I'm gonna go close the window.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Cougars (#2.4)" (2008)
Chuck Bartowski: [watching Les' sales policy in action] This is going to end badly.
Morgan Grimes: I know. I know, Chuck. That's part of the fun.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Coup d'Etat (#4.4)" (2010)
Alex McHugh: [Entering Casey's apartment] Morgan!
[Starts to hug Morgan]
Morgan Grimes: Alex!
John Casey: Daughter.
Alex McHugh: [Alex and Morgan break their hug] Dad... You're in a wheelchair. You said that you were just sick.
John Casey: Oh, just shot in the leg. Fine.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Tango (#1.3)" (2007)
Morgan: Because tonight Chuck Bartowski is boldly going where none of us have gone before. To have intercourse with a beautiful woman.
Anna Wu: Speak for yourself.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Best Friend (#2.14)" (2009)
Morgan Grimes: Well, well, well. The truth comes out. A new man. Or am I assuming somthing here? I mean it is a man, right? Because we all know about your very, very colorful past.
Anna Wu: Grow up Morgan.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Break-Up (#2.3)" (2008)
John Casey: [watching Anna fight; talking on phone] I need a background clearance on a one Anna Wu.
Morgan Grimes: Nice shot, Miss Wu.
[Anna giggles and leaps into Morgan's arms]
John Casey: I might have a candidate for possible field work.
Chuck Bartowski: [calmly annoyed] No.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Broken Heart (#2.18)" (2009)
Morgan Grimes: [to Jeff and Lester as they're taking pictures at the bachelor party] You gotta be kidding me. Listen to me guys. What happens in the Buy More. Stays in the Buy More.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus Tom Sawyer (#2.5)" (2008)
Chuck Bartowski: Morgan! Hey, ah, buddy, do we carry any Rush CDs in the store?
Morgan Grimes: No need. I got them all in my Zune.
Chuck Bartowski: You have a Zune?
Morgan Grimes: Are you kidding me? No, no. I'll grab my iPod.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Pink Slip (#3.1)" (2010)
Ellie Bartowski: This isn't about you, Chuck. This is about us. We need a place for two. And you can get a roommate, you know. You have plenty of friends.
Morgan Grimes: I'm so happy right now!
Ellie Bartowski: *Other* friends, Chuck. Other friends.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Tooth (#3.16)" (2010)
Morgan Grimes: [to Anna] If it took me running from you to realize that I'm somebody you want. Then I don't really think you're the person *I* want. So, you're right. I have changed. See you later.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the A-Team (#4.18)" (2011)
Chuck Bartowski: Let me in!
Morgan Grimes: Over my dead body, Chuck!
Sarah Walker: [Sarah drops in from the ceiling] How about over your tranq'd body?
Morgan Grimes: You were distracting me so she could break in.
Chuck Bartowski: Yeah.
Morgan Grimes: Clever girl. Are you using the 5 milligram darts?
Sarah Walker: 10.
Morgan Grimes: Please tell Casey I put up a good fight.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Nacho Sampler (#3.6)" (2010)
Morgan Grimes: Are you suggesting that Chuck is caught in a big, giant web of conspiracy and - and deception?
Ellie Bartowski: I know. I know when you put it like that, it sounds ridiculous.
Morgan Grimes: Because I couldn't agree more! All right, I've been thinking about this for *months*. Finally, someone with some common sense.
Ellie Bartowski: Morgan, we have to figure out what's going on.
Morgan Grimes: Don't worry about it. I've got my *best* men on it.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus Operation Awesome (#3.4)" (2010)
Morgan Grimes: [to Big Mike] Well, it's just a little unusual that you call me before I even had time to screw anything up.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Marlin (#1.13)" (2008)
John Casey: Ok, start talking. From the beginning.
Morgan Grimes: Ok, um, I was born a cesarean section. I always felt like I was robbed of that head long voyage through the uterine canal.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Bullet Train (#5.11)" (2012)
Alex McHugh: Morgan, you're helping the mission. Just keep telling yourself that.
Morgan Grimes: Yeah, I know. I just, I don't know, man. I - I just feel like, no matter how much they poke around in my skull and look around in there, they're just, they're not going to find anything. You know?
Alex McHugh: Heh-heh.
Morgan Grimes: Okay, ha-ha.
Alex McHugh: Come on.
Morgan Grimes: Yeah, I know.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Subway (#3.18)" (2010)
Devon Woodcomb: Ellie would never...
Morgan Grimes: Devon.
Devon Woodcomb: Whoa.
Morgan Grimes: I'm sorry.
Devon Woodcomb: You just called me "Devon."
Morgan Grimes: Yeah, well, this is no time for frivolity.

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the Sandworm (#1.6)" (2007)
Morgan: Ellie, would you characterize me as immature?
Ellie Bartowski: Do you really want me to answer that?

"Chuck: Chuck Versus the First Kill (#2.20)" (2009)
Morgan Grimes: What's the matter Chuck? Your dad's back in town, right? You're dating the hottest slice of the proverbial pizza. And you are best friends with me. Which mean that two out of three ain't so bad, right? Come on! You're the king of the world!