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: Beat it, squirt, and put some clothes on. Tina Miller
: Shut up, stupid. Mom said to take my clothes off. Judy Miller
: But, remember, the underwear stays on till after dinner. Bill Miller
: Same rules as when we were dating.
: Hey, Dad, if you and Mom go to the hockey game Friday night, can I still have my sleepover? Bill Miller
: Sure, but only if you promise to invite over some horn dog teenage boys. And, uh, make sure they bring beer and cigarettes. Lauren Miller
: Can't you ever just say no? Tina Miller
: Can I have a horn dog?
: I wanna watch my Tiny Force video again. Judy Miller
: Again? Bill Miller
: Won't have to put the tape in, Tina. Just listen to Daddy's head, 'cause it's always playin' in here. Tina Miller
: [putting an ear to his scalp
] I don't hear anything. Judy Miller
: Try his tummy. There's like a whole marching band going on in there. Bill Miller
: Yeah, the corn beef section's tuning up right now.
: This house is out of control! We need boundaries!
[Tina enters, face smeared with chocolate cake
] Brian Miller
: Look at this! You're all sticky! Come on. We're gonna get you a bath and a hot meal. Tina Miller
: Thank you, Brian.
: Brian, what's the matter? You've been starin' at that book for over an hour. Brian Miller
: I don't wanna talk about it. Tina Miller
: He's got a crush on a girl at school. Brian Miller
] Shut up. Tina Miller
] Her name is Carrie Tyler and she doesn't know he's alive.
: Daddy, where do babies come from? Bill
: Eh, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, and there's nothing good on TV, they drink a magical potion that's brewed in the city of Milwaukee, and nine months later you're born.