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: [sitting at a restaurant
] Ooo, this is nice. What's the occasion? Why'd we have to get all dressed up? Judy Miller
: Well, I thought we'd go out for a nice dinner and talk about what kind of bachelorette party you'd like. Linda Michaels
: Well... I guess I'm too old for strippers and drinking. Judy Miller
: No, you're not. Linda Michaels
: Oh, good! Let's do that!
: [entering front door with Perry
] Hello. We're back from the honeymoon. Judy Miller
] Aloha! How was Cleveland?
: I'm now officially in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Linda Michaels
: Yeah, he wrote his name on the bathroom wall. Bill Miller
: I'm in the Baseball Hall of Fame.
: It's so nice to see you guys have finally taken an interest in junior high. Only took you 25 years. Bill Miller
: Hey, when you have kids, I'm sure you and donor sample 3256'll feel the same way we do.
: Okay, listen up, 'cause I got some hot gossip. Bill Miller
: Yeah, yeah. Your cat's having kittens; you don't know who the father is.
: Linda told him she was 27. Linda Michaels
: He'll find out my real age when the time is right. Bill Miller
: He'll find out when the light is right.
: Oh, I'm so thirsty. Can I have a sip of your water? Judy Miller
: Yeah, sure.
[hiding incapacitating physical soreness, nudges bottled water over with her foot
] Judy Miller
: Go ahead. Linda Michaels
: Do you mind handing it to me? Judy Miller
: Do I have to drink it for you, too?
: Wow. That Johnny is a great guy, don't you think? He's kind. He's polite. Judy Miller
: He just grabbed my ass.
: Does your wife let you put your feet up on the coffee table? Danny 'Fitz' Fitzsimmons
: Wife doesn't care where I put my feet. It's my hands she's got rules about.
: So what happened last night? Linda Michaels
: Yeah... A lady doesn't kiss and tell. Judy Miller
: Honey, a lady doesn't wear last night's cocktail dress to a pancake breakfast.
: [unable to interest Helen in hearing about her A in psychology
] Oh! Judy's running a fever. Maybe I should prep myself for surgery in case she needs my marrow.
: Let me get this straight: You broke up Brian from the love of his life and Bill taught some jock how to get lucky with your daughter. Why don't you go for the hat trick and kill Tina's gerbil?
: Any idea on how to ditch a third wheel? Bill
: Once I figure it out, you'll be the first to know.
: I used to work out all the time! Linda Michaels
: Running from the cops is not working out!