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: [about the Darlings
] Please, God, tell me we'll never have to see these people again. Nick George
Rev. Brian Darling
: This is Nick George, our family lawyer. You better do what he says, or else... Or else you're gonna wake up tomorrow morning and find your tires slashed or something. It won't be good. I promise. Nick George
: Where the hell are you going? Rev. Brian Darling
: I have to go to a baptism.
: Karen Darling, you are not going out there and announcing your divorce during your wedding. Karen
: Of course, not. I would never ruin a party. Nick
: Karen, you've been married for less than an hour. Is it possible? Karen
: I can tell when these things won't work out, Nick. I'm a pro.
: Just for the record, you're brother is not exactly a fair arbitrator. Nick
: I'm not partial to Brian. Brian
: Yeah, well, back at you, boss.
: I can't throw a party for $500,000! Jeremy Darling
: Well, neither can I. Nick, what about economies of scale? Nick George
: Do you even know what that means? Jeremy Darling
: No, but you know what I think I mean and that's what matters.
: [to Andrea
] I'll give you one million dollars to get up and walk out of here right now. Mr. Mitchell
: Excuse me? Nick George
: Hey, that's not what we're here to do, Brian. Let me finish. Brian Darling
: Two million. Andrea Smithson
: Are you trying to *buy* my son? Brian Darling
: I'm trying to buy *our* son. Nick George
: Nobody is buying anybody. Mr. Mitchell
: This is ridiculous. We're leaving. Brian Darling
: Three million! We both know it's all about the money with you anyway. Andrea Smithson
: Now I remember why it didn't work with us. You are not a human being.