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: Why this place? Jeannie Ashcroft
: It's perfect. Hi, Ingrid. Mullen's Hostess
: Hi. Jeannie Ashcroft
: Mullen's is the apres-work watering hole for the upwardly mobile.
: Why do they always forget my bacon? Jeannie Ashcroft
: I can't believe you got that guy knocked out. Andie
: Only for a few seconds. Lana Jong
: Andie, I am loving your notes on this piece. Andie
: [with her mouth full
] Thank you, Lana. Lana Jong
: When are you seeing him again? Andie
: Tonight. He's inviting me over to his house for dinner. Lana Jong
: Excellent! I've got a feeling about this one. Michelle Rubin
: I hate it when she pops her head in like that. Andie
: I never noticed it. Lana Jong
: A-hem. I heard that. And Andie, tonight take smaller bites. Andie
: Thank you, Lana. Michelle Rubin
: Oh, my God! Jeannie Ashcroft
: Disgusting! I can barely eat over here.
[Andie takes an even bigger bite
: Look, look, look, wait a minute. The one night we even thought about having sex, all right, she up and decides she's going to nickname my... Michelle Rubin
: Penis? Ben
: Yeah. "Princess Sophia." You want to talk about shooting a man's horse? Whop! Come on!
: So, tell me, how long have you guys been seeing each other? Andie
: Seven days. Michelle Rubin
: Seven days. Interesting. Ben
: Is that too soon to be seeing a therapist? Andie
: Well, Ben, seven days isn't like a lifetime, or anything... Ben
: It's like a week.
: Excuse me, ma'am. Jeannie Ashcroft
: Holy crap! Ben
: Where's Andie Anderson? Jeannie Ashcroft
: Uh, she's not here. Ben
: Where is she? Michelle Rubin
: She quit. Jeannie Ashcroft
: She's got an interview in Washington. Ben
: When is she leaving? Jeannie Ashcroft
: Today. Ben
: When? Jeannie Ashcroft
: Well, like, now. Ben
: You're not a therapist, are you? Michelle Rubin
: Oh, haha... no. Ben
: Good job, though. You owe me three hundred bucks.
: Oh, you are never going to pull this off. Andie
: Watch me. Tonight, I'll hook a guy. Tomorrow, pull the switch. Before the ten days are up, I'm going to have this guy running for his life. Jeannie Ashcroft
: You're not going to burn his apartment down or bite him, or anything? Andie
: No! I'm going to limit myself to doing everything girls do wrong in relationships. Basically, everything we know guys hate. I'll be clingy, needy... Jeannie Ashcroft
: Be touchy-feely. Andie
: Yeah. Jeannie Ashcroft
: Ooh, call him in the middle of the night and tell him everything you had to eat that day. Michelle Rubin
: What's wrong with that?
[Andie & Jeanie stare at Michelle
] Michelle Rubin
: I'm kidding.