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: What kind of sin could a man commit in a single lifetime to bring this upon himself?
: [reading newspaper
] "Man Lives Through Plutonium Blast"
: They call THIS living?
: Why don't you ask me what it feels like to be a freak?
: Perhaps it isn't I who's growing, but it's everyone who's shrinking!
: I just don't want to grow anymore. I don't want to grow anymore!
: They gave me an expandable sarong... Army ingenuity!
: Say, what have you been doing since the movie, Glen? Glen Manning
: Uh, you know, bit-parts. Mr. Clean, Green Giant... that kinda thing. Excuse me for a second.
[picks up a cow and eats it
] Glen Manning
: You know, I really thought that part in Time Bandits was gonna kick it loose for me! I thought that was gonna make me! But, no... you know, I can't even get back in Vegas anymore! Vegas! Blackballed... can't get in... Tom Servo
: Well, you didn't exactly charm the pants off them last time you were in Las Vegas, Glen! Glen Manning
: You think I'm a freak, don't you!
[grab and rocks the sattelite
] Tom Servo
: Uh-oh. Crow T. Robot
: Way to go Servo! Joel Robinson
: Oh, everyone hold on to something! Glen Manning
: That's right, I'm a freak! I look like Peter Garrett, I dress like Maude, for God's sake! And I eat live-stock by the hand-fulls! I bet you just wanna run home and tell all your buddies about the half-naked circus freak, don't you sergeant! That's right, everybody take a big steamy look at the circus freak! Hahaha!