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: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...
[Makes fangs with his fingers and holds them in front of his mouth
] King Arthur
: What an eccentric performance.
: Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder? Tim
: There are some who call me... Tim.
: There he is! King Arthur
: Where? Tim
: There! King Arthur
: What? Behind the rabbit? Tim
: It *is* the rabbit! King Arthur
: You silly sod! Tim
: What? King Arthur
: You got us all worked up! Tim
: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. King Arthur
: Ohh. Tim
: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on! Sir Robin
: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Tim
: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! Sir Galahad
: Get stuffed! Tim
: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Sir Galahad
: Oh, yeah? Sir Robin
: You manky Scots git! Tim
: I'm warning you! Sir Robin
: What's he do? Nibble your bum? Tim
: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones! King Arthur
: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off! Sir Bors
: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
[after Bors is killed by the killer rabbit
: I *warned* you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you *knew*, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little *bunny*, isn't it?
: Zoot! Dingo
: No, I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo.
[He tried to get past her
: Where are you going? Sir Galahad
: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle! Dingo
: Oh, no! Oh, no! Bad, bad Zoot! Sir Galahad
: What is it? Dingo
: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! She has been setting a light to our beacon, which, I've just remembered, is Grail shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem. Sir Galahad
: It's not the real Grail? Dingo
: Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a bad person, and she must pay the penalty!
[Turns to camera
: Do you think this scene should have been cut? We were so worried when the boys were writing it, but now we're glad! It's better than some of the previous scenes I think. Left Head
: At least ours was better visually. Dennis
: At least ours was committed, it wasn't just a string of pussy jokes. Bridgekeeper
: Get on with it. Tim
: Yes! Get on with it! Army
: Yeah! Get on with it! Dingo
: Oh, I am enjoying this scene! God
: Get on with it!