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: Why are you talking so fast? Luke
: [caffeine buzzed
] Why are you listening so fast?
: [to Friedman; caffeine buzzed
] And you should hear what I'm not telling you, OK, so shut up!
: When... when do you plan on having sex? Luke
: Oh, at my first opportunity.
: What are you? Some kind of Peeping Tom? Luke
: It's not my fault I have a... naturally quiet tread.
: I'm not... pregnant. Luke
: Then why was there a pregnancy kit in the bathroom? Because *I'm* not pregnant and I'm pretty sure Kevin's not pregnant, which leaves... Joan
: Mom. Luke
: Okay, I'm an expert on probability, and given factors such as Mom's and Dad's ages, birth control, and the average frequency of sex after twenty-three... Joan
: [covering ears
: [about the one nice thing he did that day
] I didn't laugh when Joan was introduced to my AP chem class.
: Don't you have any friends that you could walk to school with? Luke
: Don't worry, they'll think I'm cool stylin' with my big sister. Oh, wait, you're worried that one of your friends will see us together... Oh, wait a minute, you don't have any friends. Joan
: And ironically you're still cramping my style.
[Luke, Grace, Friedman and Glynis are looking through one of the Girardis' photo albums
: Oh, man. Here's Luke in a little Dalmatian outfit. Glynis Figliola
: Oh! Look at his little ears! Luke
: It was Halloween, I was 3! Put that away...
[he tries to take the album off Friedman but he fights back
] Grace Polk
: Hey, let me see. Glynis Figliola
: The colour palette suits you. Friedman
: Dude, your sister's, like, naked. Luke
: She's a baby!
Liquor Store Clerk God
: Joan, you did invite Adam? Joan
: Sure. Liquor Store Clerk God
: And he realizes you're inviting him? Joan
: As in a date? Liquor Store Clerk God
: Figure it out. Luke
: I'm sorry, he's approving your guest list?
: Hey, guess what? Copernicus called, said the world doesn't revolve around you. Joan
: What a coincidence because the dork police called and said they want their leader back. Kevin
: It's official, I don't miss high school anymore.
: OK, Luke, what was your involvement? Luke
: I hit a button... it was scientifically unsound...
: You've got the world's largest blind spot, you know that? One minute, y - you discern an oblique pattern that's invisible to mere mortals, the next, you can't even see a conclusive certainty that's staring you in the face. Will Girardi
: I have no idea what you just said. Luke Girardi
: You always say that I got my brain from Mom. That's not true. I get it from you. Will Girardi
: Then why didn't I understand what you said?
: Hey, Geek. Luke
: Ah, Grace. I was afraid your father wouldn't give you the message. Grace Polk
: Yeah. Thanks for leaving a message with my father, *the Rabbi*, saying you want to spend the night with me building a *gun*.
: So you're a science geek, right? Luke
: I prefer "man of science'.