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: I'm SUPER cereal!
: Manbearpig is in there and we all have to kill him while we all have the chance, I'm cereal! Policeman #1
: Mr. Gore, please, we need you to calm down. Now, what exactly do you suggest we do? Al Gore
: I told you, we need to fill the cave with hot, molten lead, 'cause it's the only way to make sure Manbearpig never comes out. And I'm saying it and I'm totally cereal but everyone just keeps digging! Policeman #1
: Well, see, the problem is, if we fill the cave with hot, molten lead, it will kill those boys too. Al Gore
: They're already dead, didn't you listen to me? They got attacked by Manbearpig and Manbearpig leaves no one alive, I'm super cereal! And nobody'll listen to me. I'm cereal!
: Do you want me to get the ex-vice president out of here? Policeman #2
: No, I feel kinda bad for him. I don't think he has any friends.
: Is that a Pig... bear... man? Al Gore
: No stupid... It's Manbearpig.
] Al Gore
: We have to get going. Kyle Broflovski
: Yeah, we've got school Al Gore
: I can get you all excused from school.
] Eric Cartman
: You... got that kind of power?
: [to Al Gore
] Stay away from us, asshole! I was nice to you because I felt sorry for you, because you don't have any friends! But now I see WHY you don't have any friends! You just used ManBearPig as a way to get attention for yourself because you're a LOSER! Al Gore
] Yeah right. The man who singlehandedly killed ManBearPig is a loser.
: Don't worry - I'm not here to hurt you. It's me - Al Gore! You know? Al Gore? I'm super important.
: Let us fight to the death! Butters Stotch
: We're gonna send you straight to Heck! Al Gore
: Now let's see how you like sitting through a whole presentation on global warming!
[using a slide show to attack them in the fight
: What? I can't die! I was almost barely President!
: Finally, I get to save the Earth with deadly laser blasts instead of deadly slide shows!
: Dang. That hundred dollars could have gotten me... one gallon of gas!
: I'm off to the dance with my one date, yep one date, one date. Barbara Bush
: Why did you say one date three times? Lil' George
: What, I don't have three dates, you're crazy.
: All the numbers are here: one, two, seven, that guy.
: I am so sorry, Mr. Vice President. This all started when Jack... Al Gore
[holds his hand up and listens to nothing
] Al Gore
: A whale is in trouble! I have to go.
[starts taking off his suit jacket as though he has a superhero outfit on underneath
: Quiet! A whale is in trouble. I have to go!
: Lil' Cheney, stop forming a barber shop quartet with past versions of yourself.
: Mr. Snider, what is the name of your fan club? Dee Snider
: The SMF Friends of Twisted Sister. Al Gore
: And uh, what does SMF stand for, uh when it's spelled out? Dee Snider
: The Sick Mother Fucking Friends of Twisted Sister. Al Gore
: Is this also a Christian group? Dee Snider
: I don't believe that profanity has anything to do with Christianity, thank you.
: Oh yeah, and the kid pope is an alien who goes to Hawaii to forget about his ex-girlfriend.
George W. Bush
: Let me make sure I understand. You are calling back to retract your concession? Al Gore
: Excuse me, but you don't have to get snippy about it. George W. Bush
: My little brother has assured me, I won the state of Florida. Al Gore
: Well, your little brother is not the ultimate authority on this. George W. Bush
: Mr. Vice President, you do what you have to do.
: Of course. When in doubt. Hide behind 9/11.