IMDb > Doc (Character) > Quotes
No Photo Available
Quicklinks
Top Links
main detailsbiographyby votesphoto galleryquotes
Filmographies
by yearby typeby ratingsby votesby TV seriesby genreby keyword
Biographical
biography
Did You Know?
photo galleryquotes

Quotes for
Doc (Character)
from "Fraggle Rock" (1983)

The content of this page was created by users. It has not been screened or verified by IMDb staff.
A Muppet Family Christmas (1987) (TV)
Doc: I don't care if the turkey said the dog was a turkey! The dog is not the turkey! The turkey's the turkey, you turkey!

Ernie: Hi, there. We're Ernie and Bert.
Doc: Hi there yourself, I'm Doc.
Bert: Did you know that Doc starts with the letter "D"?
Doc: Yes.
Ernie: Yes! Yes starts with the letter "Y".
Doc: True.
Ernie: And True starts with the letter "T".
Doc: [chuckles] Hey, what is this?
Bert: Where we come from, this is small talk.
Doc: Well, whatever you day, nice to be meeting you, but I'd better go up and build some bunk beds.
Ernie, Bert: Bunk beds!
Ernie: B words.
[he and Bert laugh]

Doc: There's one worried frog.
Count: Ah, that's ONE! One worried frog!
Robin: No, he's not the only one.
Count: That's TWO! Two worried frogs! Ha ha ha ha!

Doc: [after the Muppet babies' Christmas home movie] Aw, that was fun! Even weirdos are cute when they're babies.
Gonzo: [rushing to Doc] I knew you'd learn to love us!
Doc: I didn't say that.

Doc: Excuse me! You promised me a nice, quiet Christmas.
Emily 'Ma' Bear: You think you're disappointed? I just took three months of surfing lessons for zip.

Doc: You promised me a nice, quiet Christmas!
Animal: Peace on Earth! Give me presents!

Doc: Careful, Sprocket. These may be from some foreign planet.
Emily 'Ma' Bear: Actually, they're from television. I recognize Fozzie's weirdo friends.
Dr. Teeth: Yeah, and we're proud of it, too!
Sam the Eagle: Why am I here?

Doc: Sprocket and I came here to spend Christmas alone, but this is better!

Doc: [the doorbell rings, then he enters the house as Santa] Ho ho ho!
All Muppets: [cheering and shouting indistinctly] Merry Christmas, everyone!
Doc: Merry Christmas, everyone!


"Fraggle Rock: Mokey's Funeral (#1.22)" (1983)
'Doc': Sometimes I wonder why I keep a dog here at all!


"Fraggle Rock: Don't Cry Over Spilt Milk (#1.10)" (1983)
[last lines, after Doc plays the calliope made with pipes and party favors]
Doc: [to Sprocket] From this moment forth, the piano was obsolete!
[Doc finishes his music and laughs as Sprocket looks at the camera in embarrassment]