From "Zorro: The Discovery (#4.13)"
Sergeant Jaime Mendoza
I prefer a quick bullet through the heart than to be boiled in oil like a beef empanada.
Alcalde Ignacio de Soto
More like a chicken empanada, eh, Sergeant?
Don Alejandro de la Vega
That's not nice, Alcalde. I like the way Sergeant Mendoza is philosophizing about this whole thing.