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: How fast does a woman decompose? Oliver Deuce
: Six months, maybe a year? Depends on the conditions. Oswald Deuce
: Does being pregnant make any difference? Oliver Deuce
: No. Oswald Deuce
: And the baby? Oliver Deuce
: How far gone was she? Oswald Deuce
: Perhaps ten weeks. Oliver Deuce
: Then you'd never know. Oswald Deuce
: [long pause
] I cannot stand the idea of her rotting away.
] Oswald Deuce
: What is the first thing that happens? Oliver Deuce
: The first thing that happens is bacteria set to work in the intestine. Oswald Deuce
: What sort of bacteria? Oliver Deuce
] Bicosis populi. There are supposed to be 130,000 bicoses in each lick of a human tongue; 250,000 in a french kiss. First exchanged at the very beginning of creation when Adam kissed Eve. Oswald Deuce
: Suppose Eve kissed Adam. Oliver Deuce
: Unlikely. She used her first 100,000 on the apple.
: Pregnant women are notoriously unreliable. Especially when they're trying to procure an abortion.
: I am about to become a mother, and you are about to become a father... or fathers. Oswald Deuce
: You what? Oliver Deuce
: You are? Alba Bewick
: I am. Oswald Deuce
: Good lord. Oliver Deuce
: You can? Alba Bewick
: Of course! Is leglessness a form of contraception? Oswald Deuce
: I'm not sure. Alba Bewick
: You're not sure! Oswald Deuce
: I'm delighted! Alba Bewick
: You are delighted!
] Alba Bewick
: A pregnant cripple and you are delighted? Think of what it will do to my sense of balance! Oswald Deuce
: It might help! Give you more stability. Alba Bewick
: Then you recommend it? Recommendation's one thing. A womb on crutches is another. Oliver Deuce
: So... who's the father? Alba Bewick
: Well, well, well. Why don't you discuss it between yourselves? Oliver Deuce
: Why, don't you know? Alba Bewick
: Grand dieu! Does an animal behaviorist need to ask such questions? As far as I'm concerned, you both are. Oswald Deuce
: But you... Alba Bewick
: NO BUTS!
] Alba Bewick
: You're brothers, aren't you? What's a few spermatozoa among brothers!