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: Sorry, Mr. Sheldrake. J.D. Sheldrake
: What do you mean, sorry? C.C. Baxter
: You're not going to bring anybody to my apartment. J.D. Sheldrake
: I'm not just bringing anybody; I'm bringing Miss Kubelik. C.C. Baxter
: Especially not Miss Kubelik. J.D. Sheldrake
: How's that again? C.C. Baxter
] No key. J.D. Sheldrake
: Baxter, I picked you for my team because I thought you were a very bright young man. Do you realize what you're doing? Not to me, but to yourself? Normally, it takes years to work your way up to the twenty-seventh floor. But it only takes thirty seconds to be out on the street again. You dig? C.C. Baxter
: I dig. J.D. Sheldrake
: So what's it going to be?
[Baxter slowly reaches into his pocket for a key and drops it on Sheldrake's desk
] J.D. Sheldrake
: Now you're being bright. C.C. Baxter
: Thank you, sir.
[Baxter goes back into his office, looks around, then reaches into his closet for his coat and hat. Sheldrake comes in moments later
] J.D. Sheldrake
: Say, Baxter, you gave me the wrong key. C.C. Baxter
: No, I didn't. J.D. Sheldrake
: But this is the key to the executive washroom. C.C. Baxter
: That's right, Mr. Sheldrake. I won't be needing it because I'm all washed up around here. J.D. Sheldrake
: What's gotten into you, Baxter? C.C. Baxter
: Just following doctor's orders. I've decided to become a "mensch". You know what that means? A human being. J.D. Sheldrake
: Now, hold on, Baxter... C.C. Baxter
: Save it. The old payola won't work anymore. Goodbye, Mr. Sheldrake.
: Ya know, you see a girl a couple of times a week, just for laughs, and right away they think you're gonna divorce your wife. Now I ask you, is that fair? C.C. Baxter
: No, sir, it's very unfair... Especially to your wife.
: What is it, Jeff? Who's on the phone? J.D. Sheldrake
: One of our employees had an accident. I don't know why they bother me with these things on Christmas day.
: Oh, I have a present for you. I didn't quite know what to get you. Besides, it's kind of awkward for me shopping, so here's a hundred dollars. You go and buy yourself something.