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: [to Sean
] Dad is gonna freak when he sees his car. Sean
: OK, we'll deal with that later. Right now, I'm gonna get on the phone and give that credit card company a piece of my mind. Claudia Finnerty
: T-th-that car reeks! Sean
: Yeah, my dad works in a dump. If he had a sense of smell, he'd be dead by now.
: Walt, go take those poor boys some juice boxes. Walt Finnerty
: It's gonna be like "The Lord of the Flies" out there. Kill the pig! Drink his blood! Kill the pig! Drink his blood!
: Lil, you're killing me! Lily Finnerty
: I'm sorry. You know, I... I read somewhere that compulsive shopping is a disease. Sean
: A disease. No, no, no. Cholera is a disease, OK? Shopping is what a 16-year-old girl does who wants to look cute for the boys when somebody gives her a credit card.
: Well, no harm done. I'm going to go over to Dean's house. Claudia Finnerty
: OK. Great. Cool. Before you go, you're gonna scrub all the puke out of the back of your grandfather's car. Lily Finnerty
: What? No, no, no, no, no. Then I'll smell like puke. Claudia Finnerty
: You know what? I don't give a glis.
: [to Claudia's friends
] A tadpole looks like a fish, but it's not a fish. Now, you might think it's a fish because it doesn't have legs, but it will have legs, and then you'll know it's a frog. In the meantime, you'll just have to trust me. Claudia Finnerty
: This is a bachelorette party. We are not talking about tadpoles.
: [to Claudia
] Mom, Faye's kid really stinks. Claudia Finnerty
: She probably needs her diaper changed. Lily Finnerty
: Well, yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Claudia Finnerty
: Change her diaper. Lily Finnerty
: How about I dump some potpourri down there?
: Walt, what are you eating? Walt Finnerty
: Fruit roll-up. They're not bad. Claudia Finnerty
: Those are edible panties. Walt Finnerty
: What? Oh, dear God. I've got to go to church.
[leaves the house
: [to Sean
] Babe, come on. We're different people now. We don't hang out behind the White Castle anymore. Sean Finnerty
: I know that. Claudia Finnerty
: So, why do you need to hang on to the pot all these years? Sean Finnerty
: I don't know. I mean, why do you hang on to your bridesmaid dresses? You're never gonna wear them. Claudia Finnerty
: They're expensive. Sean Finnerty
: So is pot! Claudia Finnerty
: Yes, but I'm not worried the kids are gonna find them. Sean Finnerty
: Aren't forgetting something? Henry Finnerty
: [Flashback to Henry bouncing on a bed, wearing a dress
] I'm a lady!
[blows a kiss
: You just need to decide what's more important. Alright? Making Dean miserable or making Brad happy. Lily Finnerty
: I just wish I could do both. Claudia Finnerty
: Yeh, right now, you're doing neither. Lily Finnerty
: I know. Poor Brad. You don't think he'd ever actually dump me, do ya? Claudia Finnerty
: Maybe. I mean, c'mon. There's only so much abuse a guy can take before he walks. Lily Finnerty
: Even Brad ? Claudia Finnerty
: Even Brad.
: I thought we were friends. Claudia
: Friends don't let friends drive naked!