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Claudia Finnerty (Character)
from "Grounded for Life" (2001)

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"Grounded for Life: Take It to the Limit (#2.13)" (2002)
Claudia Finnerty: [to Sean] Dad is gonna freak when he sees his car.
Sean: OK, we'll deal with that later. Right now, I'm gonna get on the phone and give that credit card company a piece of my mind.
Claudia Finnerty: T-th-that car reeks!
Sean: Yeah, my dad works in a dump. If he had a sense of smell, he'd be dead by now.

Claudia Finnerty: Walt, go take those poor boys some juice boxes.
Walt Finnerty: It's gonna be like "The Lord of the Flies" out there. Kill the pig! Drink his blood! Kill the pig! Drink his blood!

Claudia Finnerty: Lil, you're killing me!
Lily Finnerty: I'm sorry. You know, I... I read somewhere that compulsive shopping is a disease.
Sean: A disease. No, no, no. Cholera is a disease, OK? Shopping is what a 16-year-old girl does who wants to look cute for the boys when somebody gives her a credit card.

Lily Finnerty: Well, no harm done. I'm going to go over to Dean's house.
Claudia Finnerty: OK. Great. Cool. Before you go, you're gonna scrub all the puke out of the back of your grandfather's car.
Lily Finnerty: What? No, no, no, no, no. Then I'll smell like puke.
Claudia Finnerty: You know what? I don't give a glis.

"Grounded for Life: Catch Us If You Can (#1.10)" (2001)
Henry Finnerty: [to Claudia's friends] A tadpole looks like a fish, but it's not a fish. Now, you might think it's a fish because it doesn't have legs, but it will have legs, and then you'll know it's a frog. In the meantime, you'll just have to trust me.
Claudia Finnerty: This is a bachelorette party. We are not talking about tadpoles.

Lily Finnerty: [to Claudia] Mom, Faye's kid really stinks.
Claudia Finnerty: She probably needs her diaper changed.
Lily Finnerty: Well, yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
Claudia Finnerty: Change her diaper.
Lily Finnerty: How about I dump some potpourri down there?

Claudia Finnerty: Walt, what are you eating?
Walt Finnerty: Fruit roll-up. They're not bad.
Claudia Finnerty: Those are edible panties.
Walt Finnerty: What? Oh, dear God. I've got to go to church.
[leaves the house]

"Grounded for Life: Don't Fear the Reefer (#2.12)" (2002)
Claudia Finnerty: [to Sean] Babe, come on. We're different people now. We don't hang out behind the White Castle anymore.
Sean Finnerty: I know that.
Claudia Finnerty: So, why do you need to hang on to the pot all these years?
Sean Finnerty: I don't know. I mean, why do you hang on to your bridesmaid dresses? You're never gonna wear them.
Claudia Finnerty: They're expensive.
Sean Finnerty: So is pot!
Claudia Finnerty: Yes, but I'm not worried the kids are gonna find them.
Sean Finnerty: Aren't forgetting something?
Henry Finnerty: [Flashback to Henry bouncing on a bed, wearing a dress] I'm a lady!
[blows a kiss]

"Grounded for Life: My Ex-Boyfriend's Back (#4.13)" (2004)
Claudia Finnerty: You just need to decide what's more important. Alright? Making Dean miserable or making Brad happy.
Lily Finnerty: I just wish I could do both.
Claudia Finnerty: Yeh, right now, you're doing neither.
Lily Finnerty: I know. Poor Brad. You don't think he'd ever actually dump me, do ya?
Claudia Finnerty: Maybe. I mean, c'mon. There's only so much abuse a guy can take before he walks.
Lily Finnerty: Even Brad ?
Claudia Finnerty: Even Brad.

"Grounded for Life: Like a Virgin (#1.7)" (2001)
Lily: I thought we were friends.
Claudia: Friends don't let friends drive naked!