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: Oh, hey, who's that? Ashley Burke
: Carrie? Oh, she's just... Mary-Kate Burke
: Another one of dad's girlfriends! Marci
: Oh... your dad has other girlfriends? Ashley Burke
: Yeah, but don't worry. I think he likes you the best.
: Oh, hi, you just missed Marci. Ashley Burke
: Yeah, she left in kind of a hurry. Kevin Burke
: Actually, she's still downstairs. Ashley Burke
: Uh-oh. Mary-Kate Burke
: I think I'm catching what Ashley's got. Carrie
: What's going on? Kevin Burke
: Well, first of all, Ashley's not sick and these two told Marci that you were my girlfriend. Carrie
: What? Why would you do that? Ashley Burke
: Well, we were trying to break Dad and Marci up. Mary-Kate Burke
: Yeah, Carrie, we don't want to lose you. Kevin Burke
: Why would you lose Carrie? Mary-Kate Burke
: Because she said if things kept with between you and Marci, she'd be out of a job. Carrie
: Well, that was a joke. I didn't mean that. Ashley Burke
: Well, we thought you did and we liked the way things are. Mary-Kate Burke
: Yeah, you're the best babysitter we've ever had. Ashley Burke
: You're like family. Carrie
: So you would lie to that poor woman just to keep me around? That is so sweet.
[sobers after Kevin gives her a look
: I mean it's wrong. Of course. But it's still very sweet. I ... Kevin Burke
: Carrie? Carrie
: Oh, why don't I give you guys some privacy. Oh!
: Bye Ashley. See your Porky! Ashley Burke
: Its Pokey!
: Your my sister and my best friend. And no boy can ever change that. You know what I mean? Mary-Kate? Mary-Kate? Mary-Kate Burke
: [sleeping and snoring
: Oh my God, I look like Grandma!
: This was my only campaign promise. Do you know what this means? Mary-Kate Burke
: Yeah. You did what any politician would do. You lied.
[frustrated with Jared's disinterest in their marriage project and finally speaking up
] Ashley Burke
: Tell you what: let me put that on "Pause" for a second.
[takes away Jared's Game Boy and throws it aside
: Hey! Ashley Burke
: Hey nothing! Now listen up 'cause I'm only gonna say this once! This marriage is failing because we're not communicating! Jared
: [stands up
] Hey, you can't - Ashley Burke
: Sit down!
[pushes him back into the chair
] Ashley Burke
: I am *not* through communicating! We are going to make this marriage work, or I am going to hurt you! Jared
: [giving in
] Okay, okay. Ashley Burke
: [calmly but firmly
] Now we have $800 left and we are going to decide *together* what to do with it.
[settles down to work
: [comes to sit beside her
] You know, Ashley... you're kinda sexy when you get all mad. Wanna go see a movie sometime? Ashley Burke
: [looks at him incredulously
] Oh save it, mister. Let's get through this marriage and *then* we can talk about dating.
: Being a twin bites monkeys! Mary-Kate Burke
: It's not exactly a bed of roses for me either sweetie!