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: Been shopping with Dr. Suess? Dionne
: Well at least I wouldn't skin a collie to make my back pack. Cher
: It's faux.
: Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry.
: Would you call me selfish? Dionne
: No, not to your face.
: Woman, lend me fi' dollas. Dionne
: Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me "woman". Murray
: Excuse me, "Ms. Dionne." Dionne
: Thank you. Murray
: Okay, but, street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily in misogynistic undertones.
: Phat! Did you write that? Cher
: Duh. It's like a famous quote. Dionne
: From where? Cher
: Cliff's Notes.
: I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment. Dionne
: Oh, well we do lunch in ten minutes. We don't have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff. Tai
: No shit. You guys got Coke here? Dionne
: Well, yeah. Cher
: Yeah, this is America.
: Cher, you're a virgin? Cher
: You say that like it's a bad thing. Dionne
: Besides, the PC term is "Hymenally challenged".
: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose. Dionne
: Well, there goes your social life.
: Your man Christian is a cake boy! Cher
: A what? Murray
: He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde-reading, Streisand ticket-holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying? Cher
: Uh-uh, no way, not even! Murray
: Yes, even; he's gay! Dionne
: He does like to shop, Cher. And the boy can dress.
: Hello? There was a stop sign. Cher
: I totally paused.
: Woman, why don't you be answerin' any of my pages? Dionne
: I hate when you call me woman. Murray
: Where you been all weekend? What's up? You been jeepin' behind my back? Dionne
: Jeepin'? Jeepin'? No. But, speaking of vehicular sex, perhaps you can explain how this cheap K-Mart hair extension got into the backseat of your car. Murray
: I don't know where that came from. That looks like one of your little stringy somethin' or an others you got over here. Dionne
: I do not wear polyester hair, okay? Unlike some people I know like Shawana. Cher
: Dee, I'm outty. Dionne
: Bye. Murray
: Why do you got to go there? Why do you gotta go there? Is it that time of the month again?
: Dude, what's wrong. You suffering from buyers remorse or something? Cher
: God no, nothing like that.
: [about Murray shaving his head
] Why do you care what *he* thinks, Murray? I'm the one who has to look at you! What am I gonna do with you now? And right before the yearbook pictures? What am I gonna tell my grandchildren? You know what? That's it... Murray
: That's it! Dionne
: You wanna play games? Murray
: You wanna play games? Dionne
: I'm calling your mother! Murray
: Wait! Don't call my mom! Don't call my mom...
: [Flushed for her date while Dionne is doing her makeup
] I'm still all red! Dionne
: Well I'm making you as white as I can, Cher!
: [an attractive male waiter walks past the girls, who check him out
] Survey says? Tai
: Doable. Dionne
: Puny. I like 'em big. Cher
: Ew I hate muscles! Tai
: You know I don't really mind either way. Just as long as his you-know-what isn't crooked. I really hate that.
: So check it.