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: Let Pirelli's / Miracle Elixir / Activate your roots, sir... Sweeney Todd
: Keep it off your boots, sir- / Eats right through. Toby
: Yes, get Pirelli's! / Use a bottle of it! / Ladies seem to love it... Mrs. Lovett
: Flies do, too!
[Toby invites customers to the pie shop; "God, That's Good" begins
: Ladies and gentlemen, / May I have your attention, puh-lease? / Are your nostrils aquiver and tingling as well / At that delicate, luscious ambrosial smell? / Yes they are, I can tell. / Well, ladies and gentlemen, / That aroma enriching the breeze / Is like nothing compared to its succulen source, / As the gourmets among you will tell you, of course. / Ladies and gentlemen, / You can't imagine the rapture in store... / Just inside of this door!
[Goes into the pie shop
: There you'll sample / Mrs. Lovett's meat pies, / Savory and sweet pies, / As you'll see. / You who eat pies, / Mrs. Lovett's meat pies / Conjure up the treat pies / Used to be! Mrs. Lovett
: Toby! Toby
: Coming! Mrs. Lovett
: Ale there! Toby
: Right, mum! Mrs. Lovett
: Quick, now! / Nice to see you, dearie, / How have you been keeping? / Cor, me bones is weary! / Toby! One for the gentleman... / Hear the birdies cheeping - / Helps to keep it cheery... / Toby! / Throw the old woman out! /... What's my secret? / Frankly, dear - forgive my candor - / Family secret, / All to do with herbs. / Things like being / Careful with your coriander, / That's what makes the gravy grander!
: Hold it! / Bless my eyes - / Fresh supplies!
[a customer walks up to Todd's barbershop
] Mrs. Lovett
: How's about it, dearie? / Be here in a twinkling! Toby
] Is that a pie / Fit for a king... Mrs. Lovett
: Just confirms my theory. Toby
] A wonrdous sweet... Mrs. Lovett
: Toby...! God watches over us. Toby
] And most delectable thing? Mrs. Lovett
: Didn't have an inkling... Toby
] You see, ma'am... Mrs. Lovett
: Positively eerie... Toby
] Why there is no meat pie... Mrs. Lovett
] Toby! / Throw the old woman out!
] Give me a drink. Tobias Ragg
: You've had too many already. Rosie
: Like hell I have! So, what are we going to do about it? Tobias Ragg
: About what? Rosie
: Don't play games with me, Tobias! I'm tired of it! Tobias Ragg
: Then get yourself someone else. Rosie
: That would suit you fine, wouldn't it? Well, I ain't goin' to let you go. You have the pleasure, so you can pay the piper. Tobias Ragg
: My, ain't we poetic? Rosie
: Listen ducks, you ain't gettin' out of it. Little old Rosie ain't going to let you go. Tobias Ragg
: You think you're smart, don't you? Rosie
: I'm a whole lot smarter that you give me credit for. Tobias Ragg
: Suppose I leave, what would you do? Rosie
: I ain't going to tell you that. But believe me ducks, if I were you, I'd stay with little old Rosie.
: Suppose I arrange to get rid of it? Rosie
: I don't want to get rid of it. Tobias Ragg
: Well, I do. Rosie
: Well, that's too bad honey, because I ain't getting rid of no baby. That baby's stayin' right where it is. Cause that's the only hold I have over you. Rosie ain't so dumb. Tobias Ragg
: So that's it, is it? Rosie
: That's it. Tobias Ragg
: I think I'd make other plans. Rosie
: That's a good idea, Tobias. You just do that and make sure every one of those plans includes little ol me. Tobias Ragg
: You heard me. I said they don't include you. Rosie
: How are you going to get out of it? Tobias Ragg
: I have ways. Rosie
: What ways? Tobias Ragg
: Wouldn't you like to know?