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Timmy Turner (Character)
from "The Fairly OddParents" (2001)

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"The Fairly OddParents: Channel Chasers (#4.8)" (2004)
Adult Timmy Turner: [about to fade back into the future] It's up to you. You can stop Vicky in "Mahomushi". You can... change the future.
Young Timmy Turner: But if I do, you won't exist!
Adult Timmy Turner: Sure I will. And I'll exist in a future worth getting into. You can do it, Timmy. You're a great kid. I know.
[he fades away]
Young Timmy Turner: No, come back! Please! Please!
[Timmy growls and then screams]
Young Timmy Turner: Every time something cool happens in my life -*Every Time*, Vicky ruins it! Well, I'm not gonna let her ruin anything else!

Timmy Turner: If I don't make it out of here...
[suspenseful music]
Timmy Turner: Tell my dad...
[more suspenseful music]
Timmy Turner: He's weird.

[Cast becomes Sesame Street-type puppets]
Vicky: Today's show has been brought to you by the letter "V".
[Vicky laughs as she carries the V with her, and jumps into fake TV, then Young and Old Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda appear]
Young Timmy Turner: This way! Quick!
[Young and old Timmy walk off, leaving Cosmo and Wanda]
Cosmo: I've never felt more alive! Get it? Felt! FELT!
[everyone starts jumping into the TV]

Young Timmy Turner: Older? What happens when I get older?
Cosmo: Ah, Timmy. It's time for a little talk about something we fairies like to call, "The Wands and the Wings."
[Cosmo gets out a pink sock puppet and a green sock puppet]
Cosmo: You see, when a mommy fairy and a daddy fairy love each other very much...
Wanda: Cosmo, no! Not that speech!

Adult Timmy Turner: [while driving a race car] Hand me the Remote!
Young Timmy Turner: [also driving a race car] Why should I trust you? You're an adult! And if you're an adult that means you're not a child, and if you are not a child that means you're an adult, and if you're an adult that means you can be trusted!
[Rapid Frame Changing]
Young Timmy Turner: Ahh! Oooh! Ahh!

[in Clint's Hints]
Adult Timmy Turner: [as a duck; whispering to his younger self and referring to Cosmo and Wanda] Why are those pink and green characters following us everywhere?
Young Timmy Turner: [in the form of a piglet] Oh, uh... they're my goldfish; and they accidentally fell into the TV with me and... they change just like we do?
Adult Timmy Turner: Makes about as much sense as anything else here.
Young Timmy Turner: Wow, I'm as gullible as any other adult when I grow up.
[Brief pause as younger Timmy looks at a footprint on the floor]
Young Timmy Turner: I mean... oh no, a Vicky-print! You know what that means!
[Jeff stumbles in]
Jeff: A footprint! That's a hint! A Clint Hint? Now we have a clue as to where Vicky might be!
[Jeff starts laughing maniacally]

[in Clint's Hints]
Adult Timmy Turner: [as a duck; whispering to his younger self and referring to Cosmo and Wanda] Why are those pink and green characters following us everywhere?
Young Timmy Turner: [in the form of a piglet] Oh, uh... they're my goldfish; and they accidentally fell into the TV with me and they change just like we do?
Adult Timmy Turner: Makes about as much sense as anything else around here.
Young Timmy Turner: Wow, I'm as gullible as any other adult when I grow up.

Paula Poundcake: [introducing herself to Adult Timmy] Hi, I'm Paula Poundcake, and this is Pup Tart.
[Pup-Tart pops out of the toaster as Paula bites off his nose and eats it as Pup-Tart barks in pain]
Donnie Donut: [introducing himself] And I'm Donnie Donut; and even though I'm a boy, I still think this place is swell!
[the characters run around Adult Timmy]
Paula Poundcake characters: [together] Our icing is niceing!
Paula Poundcake: [to Adult Timmy] Are you made of licorice?
[Paula attempts to take a bite of Adult Timmy's arm, but Adult Timmy swipes his arm away before she can even take a bite of it]
Adult Timmy Turner: [runs over and grabs a rather large candy cane using it as a weapon] Get back, you frosted freaks! Back!
Paula Poundcake characters: Oooooohh!


The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour (2004) (TV)
Timmy Turner: You let Crocker into Fairy World? What kind of genius are you?
James Isaac 'Jimmy' Neutron: You let a girl in my lab? What kind of genius are YOU?

[Jimmy & Timmy shake each other's hands between universes]
James Isaac 'Jimmy' Neutron: Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius.
Timmy Turner: Timmy Turner... Boy.

Cindy Vortex: So, what do you think is the hardest part of chess?
Timmy Turner: Remembering how that horsey thing moves.

Timmy Turner: Why is everything so bulgy?

[Timmy is cornered by Mr. Crocker]
Timmy Turner: Look! A child in pain!
Denzel Crocker: WHERE?
[pulls up a seat and eats popcorn, only to find Timmy tricked him]
Denzel Crocker: Hey! There's no child in pain... BUT THERE'S GOING TO BE!

Cindy Vortex: Tell me more about your interests, Timmy Turner. What makes you tick?
Timmy Turner: Stuff makes me tick. Junk makes me tick too. But wicked-awesome stuff, that's what really makes me tick.
Cindy Vortex: [stunned] Incredible. The technology you're talking about must be on the cutting edge of the latest scientific paradigms.
Timmy Turner: You talk funny.

[Timmy mutates a squirrel for the first time]
Timmy Turner: [laughing] You were right, Cindy. Mutating stuff is easy.
Cindy Vortex: Once you know how. Just remember the left button is for animal DNA, and the right button is for plants and some algae.
Timmy Turner: Cool. You're the smartest girl I've ever talked to.
Cindy Vortex: Really?
Timmy Turner: Well, not a lot of girls talk to me, so... yeah!


"The Fairly OddParents: Abra Catastrophe! (#3.9)" (2003)
[about to be dissected by the apes. One pulls out a banana]
Timmy: What are you gonna do? Smush that on my head?
[the banana is really a drill]

Timmy: How hard can it be to find one stinkin' muffin?
[party erupts in school cafetria for "Muffin Monday"]
Muffin Man: Oh boy. IT'S MUFFIN MONDAY.
A.J.: I thought it was monkey Monday.
Chester McBadbat: [angry] Aw, man!
[pulls out muffler]
Chester McBadbat: What am I supposed to do with THIS THING?

[Timmy and Crocker are fighting in a sub-atomic universe]
Timmy: You always were a lousy teacher, Crocker. But I did learn something from science class, and that is what happens when you split an atom.
[Timmy fires one of cupid's arrows, but... ]
Denzel Crocker: HA-HAAA! You MISSED!
Timmy: [smugly] Wasn't aiming at ya.

Cosmo: I'm terrible at small talk! Ask me about the weather!
Timmy: Uhhh... How's the weather?
Cosmo: JEFF! See!

Timmy: Crocker can make two plus two equal fish!


"The Fairly OddParents: Dream Goat!/The Same Game (#1.6)" (2001)
Timmy Turner: A dead end! I'm doomed
Cosmo: Well, you've lived a good life.
Timmy Turner: I'm only ten!
Cosmo: I said good not long.

Timmy Turner: So tired... I wish... RAINING DUCKS!

Timmy Turner: Hey mom, can I have a marker and paper. I need to make a poster.
Mom Turner: Well sure, honey.
Timmy Turner: Yeah. That's Vibrant and noticeable.


"The Fairly OddParents: Action Packed/Smarty Pants (#2.3)" (2002)
Timmy Turner: Cool, I have five o'clock shadow.
Cosmo: And it's only 7 am.

[after his knowledge has been sucked out]
Timmy Turner: What's going on? I don't know anything anymore.
Cosmo: Welcome to my world.

Timmy Turner: Cosmo, Wanda, I don't know anything!
Cosmo: Welcome to MY world!


"The Fairly OddParents: Father Time!/Apartnership! (#1.4)" (2001)
[on chores]
Cosmo: You could melt it wall with heat vision.
Wanda: Or you could wish for the chores to be done.
Timmy Turner: That's a good idea. I wish...
Cosmo: OR you could melt it, with HEAT VISION.
Timmy Turner: Gotta go with superpowers.

Timmy Turner: [after going back in time and Cosmo tells the Young Bill Gates to call the internet the Timmy] Hey, Dad, whatchya doin?
Dad Turner: Just looking for a new trophy of the Timmy computer network.

Timmy Turner: [after being poofed back to the 1970s] In the future, there will be 500 TV channels.
Young Dad Turner: Far out!
Timmy Turner: But nothing to watch!
Young Dad Turner: NOOOOOO!


"The Fairly OddParents: Timvisible/That Old Black Magic (#2.4)" (2002)
Timmy Turner: If I don't make it out of here... tell my dad... he's weird.

Mrs. Turner: I'm so happy for Timmy, he's probably so nervous he can't even breathe!
Timmy Turner: [being choked by Mr. Crocker] Can't... breathe!


"The Fairly OddParents: Information Stupor Highway (#3.1)" (2003)
Trixie: Do I think Timmy Turner is neat? Actually, my love for him burns with the white-hot intensity with of a thousand suns, but I can't let Trixie know that.
[typing]
Trixie: No way, he's gross!
Timmy Turner: Oh, great. The crazy one likes me.

Dad Turner: [Seeing Mr. Crocker in a dress on the computer] Timmy, you know you're not supposed to be on those kind of websites!
Timmy Turner: But that's my teacher.
Dad Turner: Well, it does make him look pretty!


"The Fairly OddParents: Spaced Out/Transparents! (#1.2)" (2001)
[Cosmo and Wanda are talking to alien]
Cosmo: The good news is, I named my nickel Phillip.
Timmy Turner: Uh, what's the bad news?
Cosmo: It's a girl nickel.

Cosmo: The good news is the alien we got you is actually the prince of the dreaded war planet Yugopotamia.
Wanda: And his parents are on their way here to destroy the Earth and rescue their son.
Timmy Turner: What's the bad news?
Wanda: Oh, wait, that *was* the bad news.
Timmy Turner: Then what's the good news?
Cosmo: I found a nickel.


"The Fairly OddParents: When L.O.S.E.R.S. Attack (#8.9)" (2011)
[first lines]
Timmy: Wait! Violence never solved anything. Can't we settle this with a game of dodge ball?
[gets hit in head with dodge ball]

Dad: Maybe I should start doing the things on my bucket list.
[picks up bucket with paper sticking out of it]
Dad: Wait, this isn't the list; it's a receipt for the bucket. Oh, oh, here it is! Eh, let's see... Buy bucket. Did that. Ooh, join some kind of club. Let's see if the paper has any clubs listed.
[starts reading newspaper]
Dad: Sewing club. That sounds like fun.
Timmy: [looks at newspaper headline, "You're doomed, Timmy Turner!" and screams in terror]
Timmy: What is it, Timmy? Have you heard not so good things about the sewing club?
Timmy: No, Dad. My sworn enemies have teamed up to destroy me.
Dad: So, the sewing club is fine then? Oh, that's a relief! See ya!
[throws newspaper on Timmy's head and runs off]


"The Fairly OddParents: Boy Toy/Inspection Detection (#2.2)" (2002)
Crimson Chin Action Figure: I'm totally into the idea of you giving me to Tootie. That way, she'll always have a piece of you to smother and choke.
Timmy Turner: That's an oddly specific action phrase.

Timmy Turner: It'll be our little secret... of LOOOOOOVE!
Tootie: Oh, TIMMY!


"The Fairly OddParents: Ruled Out/That's Life (#2.13)" (2002)
Timmy Turner: It's violent and educational. But mostly violent. Yay, violence!

A.J.: My mom packed me spinach. She wants me to have a healthy colon. What did your mom pack you?
Timmy Turner: Candy!... And violence!


"The Fairly OddParents: Sleepover and Over/Mother Nature (#3.6)" (2003)
Mom Turner Hand Puppet: [talking to Dad Turner] I think you're being too hard on Timmy.
Timmy Turner: No amount of therapy will ever make this moment okay.


"The Fairly OddParents: Power Pals/Emotion Commotion (#4.4)" (2004)
[Timmy has just wished he had no emotions whatsoever]
Wanda: So, sport, how do you feel?
Timmy Turner: I do not.


"The Fairly OddParents: Boys in the Band/Hex Games (#2.1)" (2002)
Timmy Turner: [after wishing something bad would happen to Chip, which turned out to be being held hostage by Vicky] Sorry about all this, Chip.
Chip Skylark: That's all right, little pal. It's not like you wished for this to happen.


"The Fairly OddParents: Lights Out/Dad Overboard (#8.6)" (2011)
Timmy: [Timmy encounters a newly-constructed building on the island they are stranded on] Whoa! What is this?
Dad: Eeh, it's a boat store. Everyone knows you can't get a boat without a boat store.
Timmy: Uh, wouldn't it be easier to just build a boat?
Dad: Sure, Timmy. And it would be easier to count to 7 if 7 came before 5. But, life doesn't work that way.
Timmy: OK, look. I think you've been out in the sun a little too long.


"The Fairly OddParents: Fairly OddBaby (#6.1)" (2008)
Timmy Turner: [Poof squirts water]
Timmy Turner: It's a boy because, boys love water guns.


"The Fairly OddParents: Masked Magician, The/The Big Bash (#5.5)" (2005)
Wanda: We've finally been invited to a party at Cupid's!
Timmy Turner: And I care about this why?
Wanda: Because, Cupid's parties are legendary in Fairy World. Everybody who's anybody gets invited.
Cosmo: Yeah, but apparently somebody who's anybody said no, because we got invited anyway! Come on!


The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 2: When Nerds Collide (2006) (TV)
Jimmy Neutron: Do you always have to get the last word?
[everything goes black as circle goes around Timmy's head]
Timmy Turner: Yes.
[cuts to commercials]


"The Fairly OddParents: Fairy Idol (#5.19)" (2006)
Timmy Turner: Time to get out of bed, get dressed, put on my shoes...
[looks down at feet]
Timmy Turner: Whatever!


"The Fairly OddParents: Super Bike/A Mile in My Shoes (#2.5)" (2002)
Timmy Turner: [Timmy appears in a place filled with hair and a very hairy creature] Fairy World?
Sasquatch: [angrily] Hairy World.
Cow Fairy: [Poofs in next to Timmy] Dairy World?
Timmy Turner: [bored] Hairy World.
Cow Fairy: Oh darn it!


"The Fairly OddParents: A Wish Too Far!/Tiny Timmy! (#1.3)" (2001)
Timmy Turner: Hi. I'm Timmy. I have a short attention span and...
[walks away]


"The Fairly OddParents: Who's Your Daddy?/Homewrecker (#4.7)" (2004)
[trying to find a replacement dad for a competition]
Timmy Turner: Well, I'm off to find a man!
Mom Turner: Look in the sporting goods department! That's where I found your father!


"The Fairly OddParents: The Big Superhero Wish! (#4.1)" (2004)
[Timmy opens his locker and is buried in a sea of papers with F's on them. Mr. Crocker then rides in on a canoe]
Denzel Crocker: [to Timmy] I have decided to give you all the F's you will recieve now through college. And sense I'm ahead of schedule, I have time to laugh at you. HAHAHAHA!
Timmy Turner: Cool there's a D in here.


"The Fairly OddParents: Fairy Friends and Neighbors/Just the Two of Us (#4.11)" (2004)
Timmy Turner: Note to self: Never break up with a girl in the violent gardening tool section.


"The Fairly OddParents: Foul Balled/The Boy Who Would Be Queen (#2.6)" (2002)
Timmy Turner: Congratulations! You're now Cosma and Wando.
Cosmo: What's happening? How come I suddenly know which boy bands rock out loud?
Wanda: I don't know! Why am I tempted to scratch myself and not care who sees?