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Special Agent Timothy McGee
: [talking over earwigs
] I'm a sworn federal agent, Tony. I can't just stand by and watch a felony go down. Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo
: That's a good idea, blow our stake out over a $50 crack deal. If Gibbs doesn't slap you silly, I will. Special Agent Timothy McGee
: Oh, you're gonna slap me? Goldilocks
: If that's what you want, honey. Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo
: Go for it, McFreaky. Goldilocks is just your type. Special Agent Timothy McGee
: Bite me. Goldilocks
: That'll be extra.
: [after calling in a tip
] There's a reward, right? Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo
[pointing to McGee
] Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo
: You get him.
: [to Clara
] A wise caterpillar once told me, "Things are not always what they seem". Goldilocks
: [to Alice
] Girl, seriously, you need to lay off the hookah!
: [as everyone is leaving
] This office is way too hot, and don't you think Doc's couch is way too soft?