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: Something smells. Scruno
: Yeah, and it ain't cherry blossoms. Danny Connors
: Whatever it is, we're gonna find out. Muggs
: You're sorta J.G., huh? Junior G-Men? Scruno
: Hey, now there's an idea. They won't let us enlist, so maybe we can help out like that.
: You talk like you was a General MacArthur. Scruno
: Bataan or Japan, that General will fight 'em to a stand still. Danny Connors
: Yeah, you're not kidding. So long as he's got help. Muggs
: He'll have plenty of help because we're joinin' the army.
: Say, you guys sure this is Kino's store? Glimpy
: Sure, can't you smell the cherry scent? Scruno
: The only thing I ever did with a cent is spend it. Muggs
: All in one place?
: Seize those men! Scruno
: Not if I sees you first!
: I may be a Junior G, but I'm also an SBB. Muggs
: What is an SBB? Scruno
: A scared black boy!
: [at the top of a dark staircase after Muggs bribes him with a reward of loaded dice to be their point man
] No, I ain't going down there first. Muggs
: Not even for the dice? Scruno
: Not even for fried chicken.
: Man, we is in here, but we still ain't no where.
: One minnit, gen'lemen - The champeens is still trainin'.
: Keep yo' eye peeled fo' rough stuff.
: La-dees an' gen'lemen - Interducin' 'Knockout' Mickey th' 'Irish Jiant'!... An' in this corner - 'Terribul' Jackie th' 'Bone Krusher'!
: Hey, you know, guys, I got an idea. Scruno
] Yeah? Skinny
: Does it hurt much?
: What's 'e matter, Ben? Ben
: Go no, go on, go on... Scruno
: Wait a minute. Don't go brushin' ME off, you know, 'cause you got a funny look in your face. Ben
: Oh, my face ain't no different than the day it was yesterday.
: Your mouth ain't tellin' the same story that yo' eyes is.
: Wimmin is all alike - Y' can't trust 'em.
: Let's get customers! We can't see Mary Jane starve - She ain't any too fat now.
: [the tobacco jar's moving
] Now look Mr. tobacco jar, I don't smoke, I'm not bothering you, so you don't bother me, okay?
: Where we going? Scruno
: We're going to camp! Glimpy
: Camp? How do you like that? I thought we were going to reform school, I would've been a sophomore this year. Danny
: No kidding! Glimpy
: [at the police station
] We come to see Muggs McGinnis. Police Lieutenant
: Now, isn't that nice! And did you bring flowers and candy? Scruno
: Mmm, I got a rabbit's foot. Skinny
: I brought dynamite. Peewee
: I got a saw. Limpy
: I got a machine gun. Police Lieutenant
: Oh, you think you're smart. Maybe you'd like to stay here and spend a vacation.
: [imitating Danny
] Economics is a science of man's activities devoted to obtaining the material means for the satisfaction of his wants. Limpy
] Where'd he learn that? He's absolutely illiterate!
: [seeing a graveyard at the Judge's estate
] G-g-ghosts! Judge Parker
: That graveyard has stood there for centuries. All my wife's ancestors are buried there. So is she. It's exclusively for the family. Scruno
: Mister, you has my word, I-I won't intrude on your family.
: Them lawyers is all tightwads!
] Mister, you dropped your flowers,
: I guess he didn't hear me.