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: [having a "Book Club" with women
] Okay, let's discuss "Tuesdays with Morrie." Cookie Kwan
: Again? If we don't get a new book, I'm gonna puke. Lindsey Naegle
: You're the five people I'm going to meet in hell!
[throws a book at Helen, barely missing her, ending up going through the window instead
: I hear this is the home of Springfield's hottest hairdresser. I need a haircut, and I need it in 3-2-1 now! Homer Simpson
: Lady, I'm not a hairdresser, I just put a new lid on a couple of trash cans.
[Mr. Teeney has just foiled Sideshow Bob's plan to kill Krusty and blew up a room
] Krusty the Clown
: Was there anyone in there? Sideshow Mel
: Just some network executives.
[the blown-apart parts of the executives turn to liquid metal and reform into a T2-style mix of Lindsey Naegle and Jim the Executive
] Lindsey Naegle
, Jim the Executive
: We have notes. Have you thought about Dave Chappelle? Destroy!
: Children are the future. Today belongs to me!