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Lindsay Neagle (Character)
from "The Simpsons" (1989)

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The Simpsons Movie (2007)
Helen Lovejoy: [having a "Book Club" with women] Okay, let's discuss "Tuesdays with Morrie."
Cookie Kwan: Again? If we don't get a new book, I'm gonna puke.
Lindsey Naegle: You're the five people I'm going to meet in hell!
[throws a book at Helen, barely missing her, ending up going through the window instead]

"The Simpsons: Grift of the Magi (#11.9)" (1999)
Lindsey Naegle: [exits her office to see Gary doing karate] I'm sorry, Gary. There's no longer a place for you here.
Gary Coleman: Whatchutalkin'bout, Miss Naegle?
Lindsey Naegle: That is so adorable! You're re-hired.
[she closes the door behind her]
Gary Coleman: Sucker! I knew exactly what she was talking about.

"The Simpsons: Homer Scissorhands (#22.20)" (2011)
Lindsay Naegle: I hear this is the home of Springfield's hottest hairdresser. I need a haircut, and I need it in 3-2-1 now!
Homer Simpson: Lady, I'm not a hairdresser, I just put a new lid on a couple of trash cans.

"The Simpsons: Day of the Jackanapes (#12.13)" (2001)
[Mr. Teeney has just foiled Sideshow Bob's plan to kill Krusty and blew up a room]
Krusty the Clown: Was there anyone in there?
Sideshow Mel: Just some network executives.
[the blown-apart parts of the executives turn to liquid metal and reform into a T2-style mix of Lindsey Naegle and Jim the Executive]
Lindsey Naegle, Jim the Executive: We have notes. Have you thought about Dave Chappelle? Destroy!

"The Simpsons: Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays (#15.8)" (2004)
Lindsey Naegle: Children are the future. Today belongs to me!