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Cookie Kwan (Character)
from "The Simpsons" (1989)

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"The Simpsons: Realty Bites (#9.9)" (1997)
Cookie Kwan: Hi, Marge! Stay off the west side!

Cookie Kwan: Are you guys talking about the west side!
Gil Gunderson: No, Cookie! I'm scared of you!


The Simpsons Movie (2007)
Helen Lovejoy: [having a "Book Club" with women] Okay, let's discuss "Tuesdays with Morrie."
Cookie Kwan: Again? If we don't get a new book, I'm gonna puke.
Lindsey Naegle: You're the five people I'm going to meet in hell!
[throws a book at Helen, barely missing her, ending up going through the window instead]