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from "Last of the Summer Wine" (1973)
- "Last of the Summer Wine"
- Sinclair and the Wormley Witches (2007) TV episode, Played by Stephen Lewis
- In Which Howard Remembers Where He Left His Bicycle Pump (2007) TV episode, Played by Stephen Lewis
- Must Be Good Dancer (2007) TV episode, Played by Stephen Lewis
- The Crowcroft Challenge (2007) TV episode, Played by Stephen Lewis
- Elegy for Small Creature and Clandestine Trackbike (2007) TV episode, Played by Stephen Lewis
Billy: Tha's looking for a female companion; I'm looking to get rid of the wife's sister. It's the perfect solution.
Smiler: Uh, I wouldn't say perfect.
Billy: She's quite... well... very nearly quite attractive. If you don't mind warts.
Tom: We've talked about blemishes; he's not expecting perfection. He- he'd consider loss of leg, going bald.
Billy: You're home free. She's got a full set.
Smiler: What about facial hair?
Billy: Yeah, with nearly every wart! Eee, th've struck lucky again, Smiler. Is this uncanny or what!
Tom: He doesn't mind warts, do you?
Smiler: Depends on the bits in between.
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