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Raven (Character)
from "Teen Titans" (2003)

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"Teen Titans: Hide & Seek (#5.7)" (2005)
Monsieur Mallah: [after he's captured the kids] Say goodbye to your friends.
[drives off]
Raven: Nobody messes with my kids!
[flies after him]

Raven: I need back up.
[pulls out her communicator]
Raven: Raven to anyone!
Beast Boy: Raven.
Raven: Anyone *other* than Beast Boy!

Raven: [after the sky ride crashes] Is everyone okay?
[Teeth vomits. Raven groans]
Timmy Tantrum, Melvin: [excitedly] Do it again! Do it again!
Raven: No, again!

Raven: We're going to play a game. It's called *Don't Bother Raven*!

"Teen Titans: Go (#5.10)" (2005)
Raven: I don't exactly fit in.
Cyborg: He's green, half of me is metal, and she's from space. You fit in just fine.

Beast Boy: But what about my secret identity?
Raven: What secret identity? You're green.

Raven: [to Robin, about Starfire] So, you're gonna go after the alien?
Robin: I have to find out if she's a threat.
Cyborg: [to himself] More like find out if she'll give him another kiss.

Raven: [as the aliens group around Cyborg, Starfire and Robin] Get away from my friends! Azarath Metrione Zinthos!

"Teen Titans: Mother Mae-Eye (#4.10)" (2005)
Starfire: Friends! Awaken! Alarm!
Starfire: [in one breath] The Mother Mae-Eye is not truly our mother, but an evil witch who has tricked us all and invaded our home and forbidden our missions and stolen our boogers and keeps us all under her spell with frequent and plentiful helpings of enchanted pie!
[stops and gasps for breath]
Raven: So... what now?
Cyborg: I think she's saying she wants more pie.

Robin: [after Starfire hits them all on the head with a rolling pin to break Mother Mae-Eye's spell] Umm... why am I in a giant pie?
Beast Boy: Why am I in a bunny suit?
Raven: [angry] Why am I in a dress?

Raven: I never knew I could feel this much hatred for a pastry!

Beast Boy: So... she's trapped in the pie?
Raven: Yeah, sure, why not?

"Teen Titans: Titans Together (#5.12)" (2006)
Raven: So, does anyone actually *have* a plan?
Starfire: Yes, we kick the butt!
Cyborg: Just like old times.
Beast Boy: Except better!
Robin: Let's finish this!

Raven: [pauses in the battle when she realizes her charges are following her] Okay, fine. Just stay away from anyone *older* than you.

Raven: [flying towards the other Titans] Is it just me or is this getting easier?
Madame Rouge: [Madame Rouge appears in front of them] Children, when will you learn?
[gets tackled by Hot Spot and Wildebeest]
Raven: Like I said....

Injustice: Gods Among Us (2013) (VG)
Raven: You cannot win.

Raven: This is no game.

Lex Luthor: You're interrupting tonight's entertainment, Raven
Raven: I detest violence, Luthor. But I'm even less fond of you.

"Teen Titans: The Beast Within (#3.9)" (2004)
[Beast Boy deliberately knocks into Raven]
Raven: Sorry...
Beast Boy: You'd better be! Why don't you look where you're going?
Raven: On second thought, I'm not sorry and you're a jerk.
Beast Boy: [blocks her path] Y'know Raven, I've been a really nice guy for a really long time. I've put up with your insults and your attitude, and I've had it! Concider this a warning: As of last night, Mr. Nice Guy has left the building.
Raven: Is this the part where I'm supposed to be intimidated?
Beast Boy: No, THIS is!
[Changes into a gorilla]

Beast Boy: Dude, it is totally brunged... branged!
Raven: Ooooh, bad grammer, that outta scare him.

Beast Boy: Hmmm, maybe you should call me Beast MAN from now on!
Raven: We're having a moment here, don't ruin it.

"Teen Titans: Switched (#1.7)" (2003)
[Starfire is teaching Raven how to fly, because they have switched bodies, and requires a happy thought]
Starfire: Very, very good. What was your joyful thought?
Raven: You don't want to know...
Starfire: Oh, but I do... please tell me... what did you imagine?
Raven: You not talking.
Starfire: Oh... well, I am glad I was able to help...

Starfire: Raven, did you hear the strange noises too?
Raven: The strange noises of you talking outside my door? Hard to miss.

Starfire: But what if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? What if I'm stuck looking like this forever?
Raven: We'll fix it! I don't know how but we will rescue the boys and we will get our bodies back... What's wrong with the way I look?
Starfire: Nothing!

Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo (2006) (V)
[Beast Boy has a stain on his shirt after getting attacked by a giant monster]
Beast Boy: Oh man, how am I supposed to talk to hot Japanese girls with a huge stain on my shirt?
Raven, Computer Voice: Your skin is green, your ears are pointed, you have fangs... you're really worried about the shirt?

Raven: A hundred thousand bookstores in this city and the only thing to read is gum.

"Teen Titans: Aftershock: Part 1 (#2.12)" (2004)
Cyborg: [about Terra] No more chances.
Starfire: No more trust.
Raven: And no more mercy.
Beast Boy: She's just another criminal.
Robin: And we're going to stop her. No matter what it takes.

Raven: Don't make me hurt you.
Terra: Don't make me laugh.

"Teen Titans: The End: Part 3 (#4.13)" (2005)
Raven: You may have created me. But you were never a father!
[blasts Trigon]
Trigon: Wretched! Insignificant...
[gets blasted again]
Raven: Father's are KIND!
[blasts Trigon]
Raven: Father's PROTECT you!
[blasts Trigon]
Raven: Father's RAISE you!
[blasts Trigon]
Raven: I was protected by the Monks of Azarath. I was raised by my friends! They are my family! This is my HOME! And you are not welcome here! Azarath Metreone Zinthos!

Raven: Blue's still my favorite color and you're not funny.
Beast Boy: ...Raven!
[hugs Raven]

"Teen Titans: Nevermore (#1.6)" (2003)
Raven: That mirror is for meditation. It's portal into my *mind*! Not a *TOY*!

Beast Boy: [while inside Raven's mind] I've had it with this Mystery-Girl-Routine! I want know exactly what we're talking about here.
Raven: [as Trigon appears in a very frightening form] Let's just say I have issues with my father.

Justice League vs. Teen Titans (2016) (V)
Beast Boy: I'm the entire animal kingdom cramed into a single magnificent specimen.
Raven: You're something cramed into something.

Starfire: This is an opportunity for us to become more familiar with each other.
Blue Beetle: How much more familiar can we get? We've already seen Garfield lick himself.
Robin: As a dog?
Raven: I wish.

"Teen Titans: Kole (#5.6)" (2005)
Raven: You're a sad little man, aren't you?

Starfire: Beast Boy, perhaps you can communicate with them.
Beast Boy: Uh... Nice dinos?
[the raptors snarl]
Raven: Hey genious, I think she means try it in THEIR language.

"Teen Titans: Final Exam (#1.1)" (2003)
Raven: They went into my room. No one should ever go into my room.

Cyborg: How could you lose the remote?
Beast Boy: What makes you so sure I lost it?
Cyborg: Uh, 'cause you're you.
Beast Boy: Hey, just 'cause I lost that video game...
Cyborg: And the toothpaste, and the football, and the waffle iron...
Beast Boy: Things disappear. How am I supposed to know where they go.
Cyborg: Well, how am I supposed watch TV without a remote?
Raven: [slamming her book shut, angry] Simple: you just get up and change the channel.
Cyborg: [he and Beast Boy exchange looks] Don't even joke like that.
Raven: I wasn't joking.
Cyborg: Good, 'cause it wasn't funny!

"Teen Titans: Birthmark (#4.3)" (2005)
Dr. Light: No one defeats Dr. Light! No one!
Raven: [Appears behind Dr. Light, form reminicent of Nevermore] Remember me?
Dr. Light: [looking mortified] I'd like to go to jail now, please.

Raven: We're going to need ice cream.

"Teen Titans: Sisters (#1.2)" (2003)
[Winning a carnival ring-toss game]
Beast Boy: Told ya we'll win you a prize.
Raven: A giant chicken. I must be the luckiest girl in the world.

Raven: [at a rave] This party is pointless.
Goth Boy: Everything's pointless. Wanna talk about it?

"Teen Titans Go!: Hot Garbage (#2.26)" (2015)
Cyborg: [the sweaty rain is coming down] Lemme under that umbrella! LEMME UNDER THAT UMBRELLA!
Raven: There is not enough room!
Starfire: Just do the squeezing in!
[Cyborg clings onto them, making them fall from his added weight]

"Teen Titans: Crash (#3.4)" (2004)
Cyborg: [infected with a computer virus] Oooh, you know what would be great? Let's go get some WAFFLES! Raven, you like waffles, don't ya?
Raven: [deadpan] More than life itself.

"Teen Titans: Overdrive (#4.9)" (2005)
Raven: That would have been more profound without the hat.

"Teen Titans: Mad Mod (#1.10)" (2003)
Starfire: I cannot awaken Beast Boy. I have tried the tickling, all matter of bodily noises, and the word "underpants". I fear this time Beast Boy's brain is truly gone.
Raven: Beast Boy had a brain?
[Beast Boy wakes, cracking up]
Beast Boy: Ha. Ha. Ha. Good one... hey! That's not funny. I *totally* have a brain... I just don't use it very much.

"Teen Titans: The Lost Episode" (2007)
Starfire: Why does the Punk Rocket wish to hurt people with his music? Music is a glorious expression that is supposed to make one feel happy.
Raven: You obviously haven't heard to any of MY music.

"Teen Titans: Forces of Nature (#1.4)" (2003)
Starfire: Is this punishment? I did something wrong?
Beast Boy: Star, it was... You weren't supposed to... I didn't... Heh, just remember to change that oil every 3,000 miles. Heh heh.
Starfire: On my planet we have a name for those who do such horrible things, you are a... A CLORBAG VARBLERNELK!
Beast Boy: I'm a what-bag?
Cyborg: You heard the lady.
Raven: You are such a clorbag.

"Teen Titans: Bunny Raven or How to Make a Titananimal Disappear (#3.11)" (2005)
Raven: Mumbo has taken our powers, turned us into furry creatures and a lamp. How can we defeat him if he's holding all the cards?

"Teen Titans: Deep Six (#1.8)" (2003)
Beast Boy: Time to do what I do best. Try not to be jealous!
Raven: He just put on three-hundred-thousand pounds; I'm *so* jealous.

"Teen Titans: Homecoming: Part 2 (#5.2)" (2005)
Elastigirl: We're all very proud of you, Garfield.
[hugs Beast Boy]
Elastigirl: Take care.
[The Doom Patrol flies off]
Cyborg: [sarcastically] Garfield?
[Beast Boy chuckles]
Raven: Oh, I'm gonna get a *lot* of mileage out of this one.

"Teen Titans: Every Dog Has His Day (#2.2)" (2004)
Starfire: Perhaps you could use your powers to communicate with the creature.
Raven: I'm still getting his drool off my face. I don't want him anywhere near my brain.

"Teen Titans: Date with Destiny (#2.6)" (2004)
Beast Boy: [about a mad-scientist's army of oversized maggots] You know, now that nobody's making 'em all mutate-y, these little guys might actually make good pets.
Raven: Don't even think about it.

"Teen Titans: Spellbound (#3.6)" (2004)
Raven: I'm not creepy, I'm just different.

"Teen Titans: Betrothed (#3.3)" (2004)
Robin: [to Starfire] You're getting married?
Starfire: Indeed, and I cannot wait to Tamaran. I have been having a bit of the sick-home feeling lately, and am eager to introduce my home planet to you, my friends.
Robin: You're getting married?
Raven: Yeah, anyone we know?
Starfire: I have never met him. My betrothed has been chosen for me by the Grand Ruler of Tamaran.
Robin: You're getting MARRIED? And to SOMEONE YOU'VE NEVER MET?

"Teen Titans: Masks (#1.9)" (2003)
Raven: I can't believe I'm saying this but... Beast Boy is right.

"Teen Titans Go!: No Power (#1.32)" (2013)
Robin: Come on, what are you waiting for? Scared?
Raven: Fine, we're coming.
[creates a portal that instantly takes her to the finish]
Raven: And I'm done.

"Teen Titans: Cyborg the Barbarian (#4.2)" (2005)
Raven: [in monotone] Evil beware. We have waffles.

"Teen Titans: Divide and Conquer (#1.3)" (2003)
Starfire: [after Cyborg has left the team] Eat. It will ease your troubled mind.
Raven: My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset about Cyborg.
[powers flare up and destroy several computer screens]
Raven: What?

"Teen Titans: TROQ (#4.6)" (2005)
Beast Boy: Did we blow up yet?
Raven: Yep. That's why you're still talking.

"Teen Titans: Apprentice: Part 2 (#1.13)" (2003)
Slade: And from now on, I'd like you to call me "Master".
[gets blasted]
Starfire: LEAVE... HIM... ALONE!
Slade: Robin, attack!
Robin: Get out of here! Go! You don't know what those beams did -...
Beast Boy: Dude.
Raven: We know.
Cyborg: We just don't care.
Starfire: We are your friends, Robin. We're not leaving without you.

"Teen Titans: Fear Itself (#2.5)" (2004)
Raven: I don't do fear.

"Teen Titans: Revved Up (#5.9)" (2005)
Robin: All of you took a risk to help me protect this. It's only fair that I show you what's inside.
Raven: You don't have to do that, Robin. Sometimes secrets aren't meant to be shared.
Cyborg: Even with your best friends.
Robin: I used to think that. But not any more.
[opens the briefcase]

"Teen Titans: Aftershock: Part 2 (#2.13)" (2004)
Beast Boy: Her name was Terra. She was gifted with tremendous power, and cursed with it as well. She was a dangerous enemy, and a good friend. And she was one of the bravest people I have ever known.
[the Titans carry a plaque and flowers to the stone statue that was once Terra]
Raven: We'll be searching for a way to reverse the effect.
Robin: We'll bring her back.
Cyborg: Someday.
[Starfire lays the flowers at the statue's feet]
Starfire: I shall miss you, friend.
[Beast-Boy lays down the plaque. It reads "Terra: A Teen Titan. A True Friend."]
Beast Boy: I'll never forget you, Terra.

"Teen Titans: Haunted (#3.5)" (2004)
Raven: [seeing through Robin's eyes] Let me see him, through your eyes. See, Robin? There's no one here. There never was.
[Slade appears and hits Robin]
Raven: SLADE!

"Teen Titans: Wavelength (#3.8)" (2004)
Raven: [Just after Beast Boy's whale form spits the titans out of his mouth] Two words: Breath mints.

"Teen Titans: How Long Is Forever? (#2.1)" (2004)
Starfire: Raven? Raven, it is Starfire, your friend.
Raven: No such thing.
Starfire: Please, Raven, I...
Raven: Just another figment of my imagination, don't even look.
Starfire: You must listen. I am here because...
Raven: Never coming back, go away! You have to go away. Just like before. Just like all the others.
Starfire: Your mind, without friends you must've...