Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero
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Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero (Character)
from "The Sopranos" (1999)

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"The Sopranos: 46 Long (#1.2)" (1999)
Arnaz: We ain't saying shit until there's an attorney present.
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: Well, go ahead, make a statement.
[sticks a gun in Arnaz's mouth]
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: I got fuckin' Johnnie Cochran right here for you!

[Pussy and Paulie are in a coffee shop franchise]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Fuckin' Italian people. How did we miss out on this?
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: What?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Fuckin' expresso, cappuccino. We invented this shit and all these other cocksuckers are gettin' rich off it.
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: Yeah, isn't it amazing?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: And it's not just the money. It's a pride thing. All our food: pizza, calzone, buffalo moozarell', olive oil. These fucks had nothin'. They ate pootsie before we gave them the gift of our cuisine. But this, this is the worst. This expresso shit.
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: Take it easy.

Joe: Hey, maybe caught a break here, boss. Shop on Watchung Avenue said some guys brought in a Saturn, these plates, tryin' to unload it for parts.
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: Are you tellin' everybody this fuckin' car's for Tony Soprano and leave it all in one piece?
Joe: Yeah, sure. It's for the kid's teacher. My guy said that one of those goofballs had a uniform on from, um, Buttfucks.
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: [looks confused]
Joe: Whatever, the coffee shop. I guess the guy works there.
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: Watchung Avenue and what?
Joe: [hands him the address]
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: I'm fuckin' Rockford over here.

"The Sopranos: Funhouse (#2.13)" (2000)
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bompensiero: We got any good tequila? You know that acupuncturist down in Puerto Rico? 26... Tell you, this broad, her ass was the second coming. Never wore panties. Brushed her teeth with this shit. Every night she'd drink me under the fucking table. And I'd eat her out when I was down there.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Hey, Puss. Did she even really exist?

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [Tony is having a fever dream where Pussy is a fish on ice at a food market] How much you weigh?
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bompensiero: Eight pounds.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Lost a lot of weight!
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bompensiero: Swimmin'! The best exercise. Works every muscle group.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Get the fuck outta here! You never exercised once in your life!
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bompensiero: Anyway, $4 a pound.
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bompensiero: You know I've been working with the government, right, Ton'?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Don't say it.
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bompensiero: C'mon, Ton'. Sooner or later, you gotta face facts.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: I don't want to hear it.
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bompensiero: Well you're *gonna* hear it.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: [dejectedly] Fuck.
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bompensiero: You passed me over for promotion, Ton'. You knew.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: How much shit you give 'em?
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bompensiero: A lot.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Jesus, Puss.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Fuck of a way for it all to end, huh?
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bompensiero: Yeah.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Yeah.
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bompensiero: [referring to the fish lying next to him] These guys, on either side of me... they're asleep.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Don't say that! Not fuckin' funny!
[angrily turns over the table and knocks all the fish to the ground]

"The Sopranos: The Knight in White Satin Armor (#2.12)" (2000)
["Big Pussy" is spying on Christopher and speaking into a dictaphone]
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: Searchlight Diner. 5:15 AM. Subject has still not left location. Sun comin' up.

["Big Pussy" calls FBI Skip Lipari]
Skip Lipari: Lipari.
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: This is Fat Man.
Skip Lipari: Who?
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: You know...
Skip Lipari: Sal?
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: I just heard about they're gonna jack a load of these "Pokieman" cards. Moltisanti and another individual.

"The Sopranos: Nobody Knows Anything (#1.11)" (1999)
Tony Soprano: So your father tells me you're takin' up astronomy in college.
Kevin Bompensiero: No, business.
Tony Soprano: Well, how come he keeps sayin' you're takin' up space in school?
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: [laughs] Madon'. Don't make me laugh. Kills my back.
Tony Soprano: He's a good lookin' kid. Sure he's yours?

"The Sopranos: From Where to Eternity (#2.9)" (2000)
[Matt is tied down and has just finished being interrogated by Tony]
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: See if we got something to drink. So what can I get you? You want a Fanta, something like that?
[Matt takes a sip]
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: How is that? I mean, you sure you want a diet drink? You don't want something with some sugar in it?
Salvatore "Big Pussy" Bonpensiro: There's only diet.
Matthew Bevilaqua: It's good.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You finished?
Matthew Bevilaqua: Thank you, T.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: 'Cause that sugarless motherfucker, it's the last fucking drink you're ever gonna have!
[shoots him]

"The Sopranos: The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti (#1.8)" (1999)
Salvatore 'Big Pussy' Bonpensiero: [to Christopher] You know who had an arc? Noah.