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: It's so great because the residents are practically our slaves. J.D.
] Ah! I just said "slave" to my new, black girlfriend! Kylie
: Unfreeze, J.D.; it's over.
: So, uh, what's wrong with this guy? J.D.
: [reading the chart
] Well, let's see. Fatigue, fever, malaise... Have you been to Hong Kong, sir? Patient
: Yeah. J.D.
] And then I said something stupid... J.D.
: Could be SARS. J.D.
] I forgot that if any doctor suspects SARS, it's cause for immediate quarantine lock-down. Dr. Perry Cox
: What have you done, Newbie? Danni Sullivan
: [offering a flask
] Quaran-tinies, anyone?
: So be honest: Is this the worst first date you've ever been on or what? Kylie
: I don't know. I think it's kind of exciting: being in a hospital, getting to see you in action. I just wish I could be your assistant. J.D.
: Say no more. Lonnie! Shirt! Lonnie
: No! J.D.
: Don't make me say "pants" - I'll do it.
[Lonnie removes his scrub shirt and gives it to Kylie
: Still tanning, I see. Kylie
: He's your bitch, isn't he?