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Dr. Jeffrey Steadman (Character)
from "Scrubs" (2001)

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"Scrubs: My Lucky Night (#3.4)" (2003)
Dr. Bob Kelso: Well, well well... snip my pickle and call me Shlomo! You're not actually applying for residency director?
Dr. Perry Cox: Oh, I don't know, Bob. Here I Like to think I've accomplished plenty of things much more difficult than this. Why, just yesterday morning I somehow managed to hack into your voice-mail and change the outgoing message to "Hi, this is Big Bob. Why, I'm not in right now, but at the beep leave your name and your penis size".
Dr. Bob Kelso: Perry, have you ever wondered why you've never risen above clinical staff at this hospital? I mean, come on, pal... who do you think the board listens to concerning promotions around here? Why don't I tell you after the beep?
Dr. Jeffrey Steadman: Beep!
Dr. Bob Kelso: Bob Kelso. Ten inches.
Dr. Jeffrey Steadman: It's like a baguette...