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Kalibak (Character)
from "Superman" (1996)

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"Justice League: Hereafter (#2.19)" (2003)
Kalibak: I just flattened Wonder Woman! You really think you can beat me?
Batman: I'm not trying to beat you. I'm trying to stall you.
Kalibak: Stall me? For what?
[Superman lands behind Kalibak, who turns]
Kalibak: Awww...
[Superman punches Kalibak into some cars]
Kalibak: Ooooh!
Superman: For what it's worth, I don't think you could've taken Batman either.

[Lobo has piled several cars on top of Kalibak]
Lobo: Say it... say it...
Kalibak: U-uncle...
Lobo: [lifts another car] I can't hear you!

Kalibak: I'm going to grind you into paste!
Lobo: Awful brave talk for a dead man.
Kalibak: I'm not dead yet!
Lobo: You're right - my watch is about ten seconds fast.

[while tearing apart the city]
Kalibak: This looks like a job for Superman! But I don't think he's coming...

"Justice League Unlimited: The Ties That Bind (#2.2)" (2005)
Kalibak: Well, if it isn't my treacherous stepbrother... and his cow.
Big Barda: Arrogant worm! How dare you...
The Flash: [breaking up fight] Knock it off! What are you guys, twelve?
[sotto voce]
The Flash: I can't believe I'm the mature one here.

Virman Vundabar: Kalibak, Kalibak, Kalibak... I have used every vile punishment, every known torture and still you refuse to join Virman Vundabar's noble cause.
Kalibak: You're about as noble as my armpit.
Virman Vundabar: Very well. You've forced me to my last resort...
[from behind his back he brings out a-]
Virman Vundabar: Cake!

The Flash: Come on, Ugly! Move that hairy butt!
Kalibak: It's... humiliating being rescued by your enemy.
Mr. Miracle: As humiliating as being Virman Vundabar's pet?
Kalibak: Well, if it isn't my treacherous stepbrother.
[Looks over at Big Barda]
Kalibak: And his cow.
Big Barda: Arrogant worm. How dare you...
[Big Barda goes to strike Kalibak]
The Flash: Knock it off! What are you guys, twelve? I can't believe I'm the mature one here.
Mr. Miracle: He's right. We've got bigger problems.
Virman Vundabar: [a video monitor turns on revealing Virman Vundabar] Indeed you do, fools! Much bigger! And, oh, how I will delight in watching you fail!
[Barda blasts the monitor]
Virman Vundabar: Ver-r-r-ry interesting... but futile.

"Superman: Apokolips... Now!: Part II (#2.26)" (1998)
Darkseid: People of Earth, I am Darkseid! Lord of Apokolips!
[gestures to Superman]
Darkseid: Here is your savior, bound and broken! I have crushed him as easily as I have crushed all who have dared to oppose me throughout the cosmos. I am power unlike any you have known! Absolute, infinite, and unrelenting! You have no choice but to prepare for a long, dark future as my subjects... and my *slaves*.
SCU Lt. Daniel 'Dan' Turpin: In a pig's eye!
Crowd: Yeah!
[Darkseid glowers at the crowd]
SCU Lt. Daniel 'Dan' Turpin: This is our world, ugly! You won't get it without a fight!
Superman: You hear that Darkseid? The people on Earth aren't like your slaves on Apokolips. They don't take kindly to dictators.
Darkseid: If they resist, I will not hesitate to destroy them.
SCU Lt. Daniel 'Dan' Turpin: You wanna piece of me? C'mon! C'mon Rockhead!
[Turpin tackles one of Darkseid's minions while Maggie and her fellow officer watch on television]
Officer: Geez! Is he crazy?
Maggie Sawyer: Yeah.
[Cut back to the scene on the street]
Darkseid: They know this is suicide.
Superman: Better a quick death in battle than a slow one under your heel!
Kalibak: Darkseid! We have detected military aircraft heading this way!
SCU Lt. Daniel 'Dan' Turpin: [Gathers minion's electric spear] I don't care how many crummy planets you've conquered! You ain't getting this one!
[Turpin heaves the spear and frees Superman's left arm, allowing him to break the rest of his restraints as well]
Kalibak: No!
[Kalibak attacks Superman but is easily defeated]
SCU Lt. Daniel 'Dan' Turpin: That's one for the home team!
Superman: [turns to Darkseid] Let's finish it!
Darkseid: Very well! This world dies now!