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Squeaky-Voiced Teen (Character)
from "The Simpsons" (1989)

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"The Simpsons: The Springfield Files (#8.10)" (1997)
[last lines]
Squeaky-Voiced Teen: [closing the book] And so concludes our tale. I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night, and keep watching the skis.
[points up]
Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Uh skies.
[the X Files theme plays]

Leonard Nimoy: [finishing Homer's 'story'] And so, from this simple man came the proof that we are not alone in the universe. I'm Leonard Nimoy. Good night.
Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Uh, Mr. Nimoy, we have ten minutes left.
Leonard Nimoy: Oh. Uh, fine. Let me just, uh, go get something out of my car.
[Nimoy runs out of the room; a car door is heard slamming and the tires are heard peeling away]
Squeaky-Voiced Teen: [entering the shot] I don't think he's coming back.

"The Simpsons: Krusty Gets Kancelled (#4.22)" (1993)
[Krusty is trying to talk Sideshow Mel into quitting his job a fast-food joint]
Krusty the Clown: But you gotta come back, Mel! We're a team!
Sideshow Mel: No, Krusty, you always treated me rather shabbily. On our last show, you poured liquid nitrogen down my pants, and cracked my buttocks with a hammer!
Krusty the Clown: Ah, come on. You wanna spend your life hanging out with a bunch of dorky teenagers?
Squeaky Voiced Teen: Here's your taco, Mister. Whoops. It fell in the fryer. I'll get it out. Ow! Ow! Ow-w-w! Ow-w-w!
Sideshow Mel: Sorry Krusty, I like it here. Mr. Johansen treats me with dignity.
Mr Johannson: Is this clown bothering you, Mel?
Sideshow Mel: It's all right, Mr. Johansen, I'll handle it.
Squeaky Voiced Teen: Here's your taco, sir.
Krusty the Clown: I don't want it!
Squeaky Voiced Teen: But this comes out of my salary! If I had a girlfriend, she'd kill me.

The Simpsons Movie (2007)
Squeaky-Voiced Teen: [during the end credits, mopping up the theater floor] Assistant Manager isn't all it's cracked up to be. Four years of film school for this?

"The Simpsons: Bart vs. Australia (#6.16)" (1995)
Marge: We have those in America. They're called bull frogs.
Australian Squeaky-Voiced Teen: That's weird! I'd have called them chuzzwazzers!

"The Simpsons: Bart the Fink (#7.15)" (1996)
Homer Simpson: Let's see I'll have an IRSwich with-hold the lettuce, two independent sized shakes and a fudgichino.
Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Fill out schedule b. You should receive your burgers in six to eight weeks.
Homer Simpson: [Homer muttering to himself] Hey Marge. What were your gambling losses last year?
Marge Simpson: $700.