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[Walter is studying quantum physics
: Why do I want a Ph.D. in this? Catherine
: Particle beam weapons, research grants... Walter
: A millionaire when I'm forty! Now I remember!
: Why is everybody looking at me that way? Brian
: Because you're being asshole-ish. Walter
: Well, it's very asshole-ish of you to say so!
: [In the closet hiding from the demonically-possessed Susan and Lisa who stand outside staring at him. Walter comes up with a joke he heard
] All right. A Jewish mother goes to the airport to meet her daughter. The daughter steps off the plane with an eight-foot-tall Zulu warrior with a bone through his nose. The mother screams, "You fool! I said a rich doctor!"
: [Walter is talking to Lisa, who is Asian
] Anyone ever tell you you could pass for Asian?