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Walter (Character)
from Prince of Darkness (1987)

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Prince of Darkness (1987)
[Walter is studying quantum physics]
Walter: Why do I want a Ph.D. in this?
Catherine: Particle beam weapons, research grants...
Walter: A millionaire when I'm forty! Now I remember!

Walter: Why is everybody looking at me that way?
Brian: Because you're being asshole-ish.
Walter: Well, it's very asshole-ish of you to say so!

Walter: [In the closet hiding from the demonically-possessed Susan and Lisa who stand outside staring at him. Walter comes up with a joke he heard] All right. A Jewish mother goes to the airport to meet her daughter. The daughter steps off the plane with an eight-foot-tall Zulu warrior with a bone through his nose. The mother screams, "You fool! I said a rich doctor!"
[laughs]

Walter: [Walter is talking to Lisa, who is Asian] Anyone ever tell you you could pass for Asian?