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: We interrupt this program again for a very exciting announcement. The duck with the pistola seems to be tied up at the moment. So back to the Mexican Bandstand with nothing but twist music. Everybody twist! Daffy
: [sitting on the record player all tied up
] Twist he says. I can't even lift a finger. Speedy
: You want to twist too duck? Everybody twist!
[turns on the record player and Daffy starts spinning around
: Soon you'll be calling me, Mr. Weiner! Speedy Gonzales
: I already do. And a whole lot worse.
: Oh Merry Christmas Senor Duck, or as they say in my country Feliz Navidad!
[under his breath
] Speedy Gonzales
: Tonto. Daffy Duck
: What did you call me? Speedy Gonzales
: Tonto... it means genius... in Spanish. Daffy Duck
: Well, in that case, I guess I'm the biggest tonto in the world!
: [to himself
] I'll-I'll get that mouse even if it takes forever! And it looks like it will. Speedy Gonzales
: [quietly after sneaking up behind Sylvester
] Cinco, Quatro, Tres, Dos, Una Speedy Gonzales
: F-f-first they told me to lose the stutter, now they tell me I'm not funny anymore!
] Porky Pig
: It's a pain in the butt being p-p-politically correct. Speedy Gonzales
: You're telling me.
: You wasted a wish! I wish that burrito was stuck on your big dumb nose! Speedy Gonzales
: [The burrito appears on his nose
] Help! Get it off. I can't breathe nothing but burrito! Daffy Duck
: Well Sam, it looks like we'll have to use your wish to get the burrito off his nose. It's the only humane thing to do. Sam? Sam? Yosemite Sam
: Too late, Duck, I already wished for a pirate ship. After I sinks a certain pesky rabbit, I'll come back and pick you up!