Quotes for
Marvin the Martian (Character)
from Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century (1953)

Hare-Way to the Stars (1958)

Marvin the Martian: At last, after two thousand years of research, the illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator. At last...

Marvin the Martian: Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!

[Bugs has disposed of the green Martians]
Marvin the Martian: Oh dear. Now I shall have to create more Martians.

Marvin the Martian: Oh goody! My illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.
[Kaboom]
Marvin the Martian: Well, back to the old drawing board.

Bugs: [to Marvin] Eh, pardon me, Doc, but could you rent me a U-drive-'em flying saucer? I gotta get back to the Earth.
Marvin the Martian: The Earth? Oh, the Earth will be gone in just a few seconds.
Bugs: [walking away] Oh, well, don't bother, then. No point in wasting money on a flying saucer when the Earth's not gonna...
[Bugs stops suddenly with a shock and comes back to Marvin, who is trying to light the fuse of the space modulator]
Bugs: Eh, pardon me again, Doc, but, uh, just what did you mean by that crack about the Earth being gone?
Marvin the Martian: Oh, I'm going to blow it up; it obstructs my view of Venus.
Bugs: It does? That's a shame.
[Bugs gets a terrified look and craftily defuses the modulator and takes it away]

[Marvin notices that his space modulator is missing and he discovers Bugs running off with it]
Marvin the Martian: The illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator! That creature has stolen the space modulator!

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Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)

Marvin the Martian: You tricked me!
Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up, Darth?

[after receiving an assignment]
Marvin the Martian: A mission? I'm all for a-tingle!

Marvin the Martian: [brandishing a ray gun] Halt, and be fricasseed.

[Bugs, flying alongside Marvin, points to a map, and signals for Marvin to lower his window]
Marvin the Martian: Earthlings have no sense of direction!
[Marvin lowers the window, and is sucked out into space]
Daffy Duck: Well, what do you know, he fell for it. I guess I owe you $5!

Marvin the Martian: [a metal claw holding a key comes out of Bugs's and Daffy's spaceship and scratches the side of Marvin's spaceship] Vandals!

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Spaced Out Bunny (1980) (TV)

Marvin the Martian: [after Hugo tries to rock and cuddle him the way he did with Bugs] Desist! Release me at once! I am not now nor have I ever been a robot!
Hugo: Not a robot, George? Then I shall have to punish you good.

Marvin the Martian: Oh, how simply dandy. I've captured another earth creature. Why, isn't that lovely? Hugo will be so happy to have a playmate, but you know how lonesome he gets.

Marvin the Martian: [after landing his saucer on Mars and carrying the sleeping Bugs out] Oh, I can hardly wait till Hugo finds him. Hugo will be so thrilled, he will probably smother him with love.

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Bugs Bunny's Lunar Tunes (1991) (TV)

Marvin: I will now call my key witness!
Judge: Key witness?
Bugs Bunny: Key witness?
Eyeball: Key witness?
[Cut to Marvin holding up a sign marked KEY WITNESS, which is pointing to a Key on legs being sworn in as a witness]
Bugs Bunny: Key witness!

[In a flashback, Bugs spots Marvin's flying saucer]
Bugs: [Pointing behind him towards Marvin's saucer] Wha... What's up, Doc?
Marvin: That is our Intergalactic Flying Space Saucer. We are returning to Mars in it.
Bugs: We?
Marvin: Yes! Isn't it delightful?

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The Hasty Hare (1952)

[first lines]
Marvin the Martian: We must capture a live earth creature, K-9, and take it back with us to Mars. Isn't that a nice assignment? Hmm?

Marvin the Martian: Oh! Mutiny makes me so angry!

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Bugs Bunny's Bustin' Out All Over (1980) (TV)

Marvin the Martian: Oh, how simply dandy. I've captured another earth creature. Why, isn't that lovely? Hugo will be so happy to have a playmate, but you know how lonesome he gets.

Bugs Bunny: Hello, robot. Hello, object d'arte. Hello, space probe. Hello, earth.
[surprised]
Bugs Bunny: Hello what? If that's the earth, where the cotton-pickin' heck am I?
Marvin the Martian: You're on Mars. Isn't that lovely?
Bugs Bunny: Mars? You mean the *planet* Mars?
Marvin the Martian: Yes. I brought you here from the planet Earth, in my Unidentified Flying Object.
Bugs Bunny: OK, Shorty, and you can just bring me back to Earth immediate - now.
Marvin the Martian: Oh, dear, no. We musn't disappoint Hugo.
Bugs Bunny: And just who, may I ask, is this poor, pitiful Hugo?
Marvin the Martian: I caught him in the Himalayas. He is an abominable snowman.

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Mad as a Mars Hare (1963)

Marvin Martian: Oh, dear, I've got the silly thing in reverse. He's a Neanderthal rabbit!

Marvin Martian: I'm not angry, just terribly hurt.

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Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century (1953)

[Presenting a gift-wrapped dynamite stick to Martian Commander X-2]
Porky Pig: Happy b-b-birthday, you thing from another world, you.
Marvin Martian: Ooh, thank you!
[the dynamite explodes]

Duck Dodgers: Look, bud, I've got news for you. I have already claimed this bit of dirt for the Earth, and there just ain't room enough on this planet for the two of us.
Marvin Martian: I do believe you are right.
[Pulls his disintegrating pistol]
Duck Dodgers: Heh! Little does he realize that I have on my disintegration-proof vest. You may fire when ready, Gridley.
[Martin fires; Dodger is reduced to dust, but the vest is intact]

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