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: How many times can I say "my bad"?
: I soon realized that the only way to return to the future was to wait.
[Clay, Kimiko and Jack's jaws drop
: You waited for a thousand years? Omi
: Exactly. Kimiko
: But you don't have wrinkles or liver spots, or... Jack Spicer
: Or that old people smell.
[Kimiko smacks him
] Jack Spicer
: [about Jack Spicer's evil time machine
] I can only generate enough power to travel back two seconds. Clay
: And why's that? Jack Spicer
: Hmm... How to explain the intricate manufacturacies temperal distortion to a simpleton cowboy...?
: [after being sent back into the past
] Now, all I have to do is return to the future!
[stops for a moment and thinks
: Which I have no idea how to do. Kimiko
: [in the present and so mad at Jack that fire shoots out of her eyes
] What do you mean you can't get him back? Jack Spicer
: Gong Yi Tan Pai! Jack Spicer
: What? Dojo
: It means: ready, set, go.
: Not fair! I've been robbed... twice! Wuya
: Forget it, Jack. What happens in Pandatown STAYS in Pandatown...
[Jack has captured Chase in the Orb of Yun
] Jack Spicer
: Ooh, I'm so scared! I wasn't good enough to work with you! But you're not in charge anymore, Mister High-And-Dragon-Mighty, are you? I'm in charge! Jack Spicer! What'd you say? Jack Spicer! That's right! Chase Young
] Could you keep it down? I think I'll get some sleep.
: Why don't we have a relationship like that? Wuya
: I'm not your mommy. Now pick up your toys, Jacky, and let's go home.