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Quotes for
Archie Andrews (Character)
from "The Archie Show" (1968)

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"Archie's Funhouse: All Tied Up/Tennis Court (#1.15)" (????)
[first lines]
Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Fun House! Featuring the Giant Jukebox. Presenting the Fun House Magic Show. And here they are, Mantle the Magnificent and his assistant Moose.

Miss Grundy: [to Archie, the store clerk] Young man, do you have anything for gray hair?
Archie Andrews: Nothing but the greatest respect.

Archie Andrews: Look at that ocean! Did you ever see so much water?
Big Moose: No, and we're only looking at the top of it.


Archie: To Riverdale and Back Again (1990) (TV)
[Jughead and Archie are at the junkyard]
Archie: We had great times in High School before we graduated.
Jughead: I wish we never did that.

Archie: Ronnie, I have a fianceé...
Veronica Lodge: Don't worry, I've had thirteen.

Betty Cooper: I never forgot the night of the storm, Archie. I never forgot how I stood by and watched you chase after Veronica. How I never just went after what I wanted.
[Betty turns on the shower]
Archie: What are you doing?
Betty Cooper: Something I always wanted to do with you, Archie. I'm sick of being Miss Goody-Two-Shoes. Make me a woman, Archie. Make... me... wild.


"Archie's Funhouse: Snowball Skating/Bumsteer's Annual Rodeo (#1.4)" (????)
[first lines]
Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Funhouse. Featuring the Giant Jukebox. Presenting the spectacular Funhouse Snowball, featuring the swinging skates of Betty and Veronica. The flashing blades of Reggie and Jughead. And the twinkle-toed titan of the ice rink, Big Moose. And-- and a cast of thousands. Now to start things, here's Mr. Weatherbee and his twisting Tyrolean twirl.


"Archie's Funhouse: Really Big Caesar/Acrobats (#1.16)" (????)
[first lines]
Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Fun House! Featuring the Giant Jukebox. Once again it's "The Early Early Show" with more highlights from your favorite movies, played by the Archies.


"Archie's Funhouse: Ice Block/Circus Act (#1.1)" (????)
[first lines]
Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Funhouse! Featuring the Giant Jukebox. And now let's get the show on the road.


"Archie's Funhouse: Harp/Painting Archie (#1.9)" (????)
[first lines]
Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Fun House. Featuring the Giant Jukebox. And now direct from the Riverdale Cultural Center, the Riverdale High Fine Artsy Group presents an uplifting program of high-class entertainment. And here, playing her own composition accompanying herself on the harp, is Big Ethel.


"Archie's Funhouse: Trashman/Baseball (#1.8)" (????)
[first lines]
Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Fun House! Featuring the Giant Jukebox. It's the Fun House Vaudeville Show with your own kooky cast of candid characters. And now here they are, for some sassy stepping and snappy patter, Mantle and Moose.


"Archie's Funhouse: Chef's Kitchen/Professor's Magical Tricks (#1.6)" (????)
[first lines]
Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Funhouse! Featuring the Giant Jukebox. Here we go with Archie's Amateur Show. Now to get our show off to a flying start, here he is, Mudlark Moose doing his bird call!
Big Moose: Duh, here, bird! Here, bird!


"Archie's Funhouse: Animal Antics/Roller Rink (#1.2)" (????)
[first lines]
Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Funhouse! Featuring the Giant Jukebox. And here's Reggie, a guy with a really big head.


"Archie's Funhouse: Fayre/Nature Photography (#1.7)" (????)
[first lines]
Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Fun House! Featuring the Giant Jukebox. It's time for the Fun House County Fair.


"Archie's Funhouse: Magic Reggie/Surf's Up (#1.3)" (????)
[first lines]
Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Funhouse! Featuring the Giant Jukebox. And now--
Big Moose: Duh, Arch. When could I do my duck imitation?


"Archie's Funhouse: Jungle Doctor/Lake (#1.14)" (????)
[first lines]
Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Fun House. Featuring the Giant Jukebox. Now back by popular demand, "The Early Early Show." Yes! Two letters poured in requesting more scenes from your favorite movies, played by the Archie gang.


"Archie's Funhouse: Space Spectacular/Fresh Air (#1.12)" (????)
[first lines]
Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Fun House! Featuring the Giant Jukebox.
[Archie continues inaudibly]
Veronica Lodge: We can't hear you with that space helmet on.
Archie Andrews: Huh? Oh, sorry, gang. As I was saying, get ready for the Fun House Space Spectacular.


"Archie's Funhouse: Fishing Trip/Mr. Factory (#1.13)" (????)
[first lines]
Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Fun House! Featuring the Giant Jukebox. It's time for the Fun House Trash-a-Thon. We're here to remind you that it's cleaning time all over America. And here's a guy who's been washed up for years, Reggie Mantle.


"Archie's Funhouse: Mind Reading/Fast Bucks (#1.11)" (????)
[first lines]
Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Fun House! Featuring the Giant Jukebox. Whoops, here it comes, Captain Archie's Fun House Riverboat. And now, doing the latest step, here is that dancing dandy, Jughead.


"Archie's Funhouse: Ethel's Rocket/Mr.Weatherbee's Camping Corner (#1.5)" (????)
[first lines]
Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Funhouse! Featuring the Giant Jukebox. Presenting the Funhouse Rodeo. And to start things off here's that rootin'-tootin' trick-riding bronc-buster, Wranglin' Reggie!


"Archie's Funhouse: Flying Fools/Birthday Dinner (#1.10)" (????)
[first lines]
Archie Andrews: Welcome to Archie's Fun House. Featuring the Giant Jukebox. And now here it is, kids, "The Early Early Show" with scenes from your all-time favorite movies played by the Archie gang. First, a scene from "Flying Fools," a story of aviation.