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: [taps Paul's leg
] Just testing. Paul Winkless
: Uh-huh, what are you testing? Leigh Michaels
: I have strange fears. Paul Winkless
: Really? What? Leigh Michaels
: Being raped by dwarves. You could've been sitting up there on stilts, I, I had to check.
: Listen, if it continues I think you should call the police. Leigh Michaels
: What do I say? Somebody's sending me presents and wants to take me on a six month vacation, make them stop?