Jeff Randall
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Jeff Randall (Character)
from "My Partner the Ghost" (1969)

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"Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased): Painkillers (#2.4)" (2001)
Colonel Anger: I'd like to offer you a permanent job here, you and Marty.
Jeff Randall: That would be difficult Colonel... you see he's dead.
Colonel Anger: I know, I'm an equal opportunities employer.

Jeff Randall: [seeing Marty, transfigured] You're a horse with tits!

Jeff Randall: So what are they doing down here?
Petra Winters: Like you, they're the experts in their professions. Unlike you, their eyes don't keep flitting down to my arse.

"Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased): Two Can Play at That Game (#2.7)" (2001)
Jeff Randall: [about Stuart Boyle] Come shopping at Boyle's, the fat boys' superstore. Shopping at Boyle's, you'll get what you're looking for, there's so much fat to see and the parking is free...

Jeff Randall: Ah, Fire doors, Stuart, traditionally susceptible to assault by cricket bat.
[the doors catch fire]
Jeannie: My hero.
Stuart Boyle: I thought you said...
Jeff Randall: Oh, shut it, fatty!

"Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased): Whatever Possessed You? (#2.1)" (2001)
Marty Hopkirk: There's something weird in this hotel, something sinister.
Jeff Randall: Oh, yeah what, the trouser press from hell? The breakfast menu of doom? The complimentary biscuits... of death?

Jeff Randall: What happened Roger? You used to be one of the best investigative journalists around.
Roger Whale: I got old Jeff and I got tired. I spent my entire life dealing with wars, famine, disease, poverty, miscarriages of justice and misery, it was killing me. They pay me very well to titillate their readers. I may have lost my credibility, but I've gained a villa in the south of France.

"Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased): Marshall and Snellgrove (#2.5)" (2001)
Jeannie: Oh, the smell of gas is getting worse.
Jeff Randall: I'm afraid that's partially down to me.

"My Partner the Ghost: The Smile Behind the Veil (#1.26)" (1970)
Jeff Randall: Where we off to now?
Grant: Dinner
Jeff Randall: You're going to feed me, huh?
Grant: Yes, to the fishes!

"Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased): O Happy Isle (#2.3)" (2001)
Marty Hopkirk: [after Jeff has interrogated Pomeroy] And what were you doing canoodling with Jeannie last night?
Jeff Randall: [to Pomeroy] And what was I doing canoodling with Jeannie last night?