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: [Hearing it was Lovejoy who conned his spiral staircase
] Lovejoy! Morgan
: Lovejoy! I'll demolish that cottage of his! Charlie Gimbert
: Steady on. He rents that from me - but I wouldn't mind if you demoloished him.
] Lovejoy, you scumbag! You owe me a spiral staircase!
: I need a favor. Lovejoy
: We all do, Charlie.
: I need you, Lovejoy. Since my wife died, I need someone to hate.
] Is it genuine? It's the only question I ask these days of antiques and women.
: Talking of rogues and reprobates, where's Tinker?
: [Furious after Eric has caused his valuable gun to fall into the water
] That bone-headed rocker that you call a partner has just knocked my Purdey in the drink! Lovejoy
: [Correcting him
] Associate. Charlie Gimbert
: What? Lovejoy
] He's an associate, not a partner. Charlie Gimbert
] You should stop associating with imbeciles!
: Lovejoy had a conscience bypass years ago.