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: Once again, evil is as grasp beneath the mighty lawnmower of justice! Earthworm Jim
: You're creeping me out, Peter...
: [counting the cats
] 5, 6, 7. What happened to 1, 2, and 3? Bob, The Killer Goldfish
: Sadly, they have gone where all cats gone. Earthworm Jim
: Uh, under the house?
: But without my suit, I'm a helpless worm fighting impossible odds to save the universe!... Groovy!
: You're right! This is a violation of the laws of physics. I'll notify the physics police at once!
: [outside his suit
] I'm nude
: A-ha! I knew it - the criminal mastermind behind all of this is none other than... Santa Claus! I knew he couldn't be trusted. Always going down people's chimneys. And those elves - does he pay them, or are they... SLAVES to his evil will? Then again, perhaps Santa is just the cherry-nosed personification of holiday spirit.
[Professor Monkey-for-a-Head sprays a toxin mist at Peter Puppy, which transforms him into a small, brown, bag-like creature, but with his own face
] Professor Monkey-for-a-Head
: Interesting. Peter Puppy
] Peter Puppy
: What *am* I? Earthworm Jim
: Well, off hand, I'd say you're the heart, lungs and liver of a sheep, boiled in its own stomach. Peter Puppy
: I'm... a HAGGIS?
[screams in horror
] Peter Puppy
: Noooooooooooooooooo! Earthworm Jim
: Yeesh! Fuzz Buddy, bust my ear bones, why don'tcha! Peter Puppy
] I'm a *haggis!* Earthworm Jim
: Yeah, yeah, cry me a river.