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Mayor Buckman (Character)
from 2001 Maniacs (2005)

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2001 Maniacs (2005)
Rufus: Now. Daddy. Daddy, don't mind Lester none. I got full confidence in him.
Mayor Buckman: Son, one time I had full confidence in a fart. Shit all over myself.

[Ricky is about to get skewered]
Mayor Buckman: I see our barb-a-cuties got the skewering rod raring to go.

Mayor Buckman: Got any last requests, boy?
Malcolm: Yeah. Kiss my black ass!

Mayor Buckman: This ain't my first barbeque, son! And it surely won't be my last!

Mayor Buckman: Well don't be a wet ding-dong fellas. Buckman's the name, Mayor's my game!

2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams (2010)
Mayor Buckman: Suck my dixie!

Granny Boone: Well, Bucky... If the North won't come to the South...
Mayor Buckman: ...we'll bring the South to them!

Sheriff Friedman: I'll see you in hell, Buckman!
Mayor Buckman: We already live in hell.

Mayor Buckman: Now let's see here, from here to the road it's a couple of miles, same distance we had to flee from Pleasant Valley. Now, there's no sport in shooting fish in a barrel. so we hid some guns and ammo along the way. Now, If ya'll can go out there and find them and put up a good fight, why, you're free to go.
Val Turner: Oh, that is bloody bullocks! If you don't let us go now, I'll have my lawyer slaughter you up faster than you can say "IR Spectrum". I mean it, motherfucker!
[Val spits at Mayor Buckman]

Two Thousand Maniacs! (1964)
Mayor Buckman: Wait a minute, folks! Wait aminute! We're embarrasing our guest! We're not showing any sportsmanship at all! Come over here, Rufus!
Rufus Tate: That last throw was just a warm up! This one's gonna be for keeps! Now, Mrs. Wells, I'm going to give you a little tip! I'm going to do this just right! This teetering rock's gonna fall in just 10 seconds!
Beverly Wells: No! No! Please!