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: [Jessi is being clingy to Kyle. Josh mumbling
] New player on the field.
: What? Josh Trager
: Nothing. Andy Jensen
: Then, stop staring at me like that.
: Kyle? Where'd he go? Josh Trager
: He went back in.
: Andy, about what you said... Andy Jensen
: Forget about it. Josh Trager
: How am I supposed to do that? Andy Jensen
: Easy. When you get the urge to talk about it, don't. Oh, and do me a favor and don't tell anyone. Josh Trager
: Andy? Andy Jensen
: I'm serious.
: Hilary Duff called and she wants her shirt back.
: Okay. What's your problem? Josh Trager
: I don't have one. Lori Trager
: Seriously, you haven't said one witty, smartass comment all week.
: Everybody laughed at me. Josh Trager
: And you don't know why? Kyle
: No. Josh Trager
: You never had an erection before? Kyle
: Not that I can remember.
: So we come to the pool, but don't swim. And we scope babes, but we don't talk to them? Josh Trager
: It's a cruel world, I just live in it.
: [referring to Kyle
] He's like the Idiot King of Stupid Town.
: [reading shirt that Andy gave him
] "I'm With Cancer Girl." It's awesome. You're awesome. Andy Jensen
: You're pretty awesome too.
[Josh quickly kisses Andy
] Andy Jensen
: Uhm... That's not how you do it.
[Andy starts making out with Josh
: You're acting weird. Josh Trager
: I'm on top of you making out. What's weird about that? Andy Jensen
: You're being hesitant. Guys aren't supposed to do hesitant. Josh Trager
: I'm not being hesitant.
[Andy and Josh start making out again
] Andy Jensen
: Totally hesitant. Josh Trager
: Would you stop using that word? Andy Jensen
: I'm sorry. But it's true. Any other guy would have his hand half way to the promised land by now. Josh Trager
: I'm trying to be respectful. Andy Jensen
: No. Respect is the slow inching, waiting for me to swat your hand away. Respect is at least trying to go there. Unless you... Josh Trager
: Unless I what? Andy Jensen
: Unless you've never gone there before. Josh Trager
: Ugh... Andy Jensen
: Oh my god! You've never touched a boob before. Josh Trager
: I've touched a boob before. Andy Jensen
: A real one? Or one of those inflatable ones? Josh Trager
: I've touched a boob before, okay? Just never one that... Andy Jensen
: Never one that what? Josh Trager
: Never one that mattered. Andy Jensen
: My boobs matter? Josh Trager
: Of course they matter. Why else would I put up with this humiliation?
: I thought it was good to help? Josh Trager
: It is, but, it has to be a secret. Kyle
: A secret? Is that lying? Josh Trager
: How can it be lying if we're not saying anything?