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[Discussing the newspaper
] Gary Hobson
: And that's about it. It comes every day, like it or not. Marissa Clark
: Which you don't. Gary Hobson
: You got it Marissa Clark
: Where's it coming from? Gary Hobson
: The hallway. Gary Hobson
: That's not what I mean. Could you, um...? Marissa Clark
: Maybe it comes from God. Gary Hobson
: Oh, right, yeah. Yeah. God's a cosmic paperboy.
: What, am I supposed to run around in a little red cape and save the world? Marissa Clark
: You might look good in a cape.
: Well, Henry, I'm, I'm just a regular guy who just happens to get tomorrow's paper, okay? Don't ask me why, 'cause I don't know, buddy. I can't save the world. And if I tried, you... I couldn't. Henry Paget
: Why not? Gary Hobson
: Because world peace is a little bit out of my league.
: [from hospital bed
] Doc, I gotta go. Doctor
: You can't. Gary Hobson
: Why? Doctor
: Because we have your pants.
: Listen, lady, I don't have time for your little act, your hocus pocus, or whatever.
: There are sure-fire ways to get out of jury duty. Gary Hobson
: Alright, well, what are they? Chuck Fishman
: One, you have an incurable disease, with less than a year to live. Gary Hobson
: Go on. Chuck Fishman
: You're self-employed, and you have a wife and four kids to support. Gary Hobson
: Next. Chuck Fishman
: You believe every man is guilty until proven innocent. It works every time!
: What were we saying? Oh, yeah. Kids. Gary Hobson
: Yeah, kids. How can she not want kids? Marissa Clark
: Uh, wild guess. Because she doesn't. Gary Hobson
: Well, she did when we met. Marissa Clark
: She said that? Gary Hobson
: No, not in so many words, but a guy just figures that. Then she gets the job at the law firm. No, no. Marissa Clark
: Well, you know, Gary, people change. I mean, look at you. Gary Hobson
: Oh, yeah. A lot of people have families. Instead, I get a cat. Marissa Clark
: Heroes never have it easy. Gary Hobson
: Well, the only reason anyone ever called me a hero is because I get this paper.
[gives milk to the cat
] Gary Hobson
: Here. Marissa Clark
: Maybe you get that paper because you're a hero.
: Opportunity doesn't knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.