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: Even if it takes a lifetime, I'll make you say it. Ataru
: I'll say it on my deathbed!
: Why don't you admit that it burns you up?
[Zaps and burns Ataru.
: W... Who's burned up, you idiot?! Ten
: You're just smoking with jealousy, aren't you?
[Sakura watches Lum chase Ataru.
: Hey, you kids! Try not to bother the neighbors too much! Ataru
: "Bother?" Of course not! I'd love to... go on a date with you!
[Whacks him with her staff.
: What's wrong with your ears?!
: How dare you interfere with my ship's path! Thanks to you, my ship is trashed! Ataru
: But that's no reason to kill someone before getting acquainted! Carla
: Stop talking nonsense and just sign this marriage license!
: I WILL NEVER FORGET! You... Lum.
: Lum, listen carefully. This is a time of extreme emergency. You must talk Rupa into fixing things. Lum
: Well, if Darling says that he loves me, then I wouldn't mind talking to Rupa. Sakura
: [to Ataru
] So she says. Benten
: Earth's fate hangs on a single world from you. Sakura
: Say it! Even if it's a lie! Mendou
: On this occasion, I shall permit it. Shinobu
: Is it that difficult? It's just a simple phrase! You say it all the time to other girls! Ataru
: I hate your guts!
[Broadcast over the entire Oni fleet's radio
: Oh, so you've come to? Ataru
: What the? Where am I? And who are you? Rose
: My name is Rose, the Woman Of Seven Disguises. I work for Babara. Lum's Father
: [yells into microphone
] It's a spy. A spy has kidnapped my son-in-law. Ataru
: Thank you. Thank you. I'm saved. There I was, in hell, and along comes an angel, I'm saved. Lum is so persistant, I really thought my luck had run out. Still, you shouldn't give up. At the last moment a savior comes along, and best of all, a pretty girl. Rose
: Oh, you're so kind. Megane
] That idiot. Ataru
: Let's go on to my rosy new life with Elle. Full speed ahead. Lum's Father
: [crushing microphone
] Shame on you. Stop that. Stop.
[Ataru sees Lum in an escape pod.
: Whew, she managed to eject safely. Rose
: I guess you really do care for her. Ataru
: Uh, not really.
: This is so romantic. Ataru
] Boy, what a mess I'm in. Lum
: We've been through so much, but at last we're going to be properly married. Ataru
] I want to see Elle. Somehow I must escape from this trap. Lum
: I can almost hear the footsteps of happiness. Ataru
] I can almost hear the footsteps of doom. Lum
: Somehow I have this feeling that we're not on the same wavelength. Ataru
: Huh? Must be your imagination.
: All I did was ask for her address and phone number, hold her hand, put my arm around her, and ask her out! That... that's all I did!
: Damn you, Lum! All I did was create a harem. Although, to get money for the harem, I did sell all your stuff. But that wasn't enough, so I tricked you into working as well. And the room was small, I made you sleep on the roof, and I didn't feed you either. But... but... just because of that, you left me? Ataru
: Of course she did, you bastard!
[Whacks him with mallet.
: Darling, how do you account for this? Ataru
: Huh? What? Lum
: There's no future where we're married to one another! How do you explain this? Ataru
: How the hell should I know? I'm... I'm suffering too! Lum
: Just because there's no future in which you're master of a harem? Ataru
: I'm not that stupid! I gave up on that foolish dream ages ago. I've been dreaming... of a much humbler future than that... even just a one-room apartment, with Lum. Lum
: What... Darling! Ataru
: ...and Shinobu, and Sakura, and Ran, and Ryuunosuke, and Ryoko, and Asuka, and Benten, and Oyuki. Such a... such a humble future, is what I've been dreaming of! Lum
: What's humble about that?
[Ataru has Baku's horn
: Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Do you have any idea what'll happen if you do that? Ataru Moroboshi
: You're just like Lum. When will you learn that I always do things without thinking of the consequences?
[Mujaki cries as his dream is being destroyed
] Ataru Moroboshi
: Oh, calm down, it's just a dream. You can always make more. Mujaki
: You don't understand at all. What's the difference between reality and the dreams I make? I've been making and living in other people's dreams since I was born. Can't I have a dream of my own, just this once? Oh, why do they always have to be destroyed?
: [discussing the deserted town of Tomobiki
] What harm does it really cause us in the first place? Onsen-Mark is gone... hmm, Cherry's missing. Hit it boys! Ataru Moroboshi
: [joined by Megane's gang
] How in the world could this happen?! I don't recall raising you to be a hippo! Ataru Moroboshi
: Until today, I don't recall growing up to be a hippo, either!
: With me being a hippo, I can't even go out girl-hunting!
[an earthquake erupts
: [grabs onto Mendo
] Ah! Mendo, I'm scared! Ataru
: [grabs onto Shinobu
] Ah! Mendo, you're scary!
: You really are like Dracula. Lum
: Why? Ataru Moroboshi
: You hate garlic, have fangs, and you suck the blood of a beautiful young man. Lum
: Who's a beautiful young man?
[Ten uncovers his spaceship in the woods
] Ataru Moroboshi
: Is that... Ten-chan
: Yeah! Ataru Moroboshi
: ...your potty? Ten-chan
: You idiot! It's the top of the line for kids!
] Oh why did this happen? Ataru's Father
: Don't cry dear. Ataru's Mother
: But our only son, on whose behalf we have endured so much hardship, has gone and become a raccoon-man! I can't show my face to the neighbors!
: I'm not a raccoon! I'm a wolf-man! Ataru's Father
: Really? You look more like a dog-man to me. Ataru
: I'm telling you, I'm a wolf-man! Ataru's Mother
: A raccoon-man. No matter how you look at it, you're a raccoon-man. Ataru's Father
: He's a dog. Ataru's Mother
: He's a raccoon!
: [Speaking English to an American sunbather
] Hi! I'm Ataru Moroboshi, Number #1 Japanese boy! Please date with me!