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: Mom! Dad! I'm home!
[she looks at the non-Griffins
] Meg Griffin
: Who are you? Tom Arnold
: We're the Griffins! Meg Griffin
: No you're not! You're Tom Arnold! And you're Fran Drescher, and you're... that fat guy from _Boogie Nights And you're the Olsen twins? Mary Kate Olsen
: Blast! Damn you all! Victory is mine! Ashley Olsen
: Who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry Martini around here?
[cut to a hotel where the Griffins stayed
] Fran Drescher
: Oh Peter, you promised me you wouldn't drink at the stag party.
] Lois Griffin
: Ugh, I do not sound like that. Oh, this is terrible. We're the laughing stock of the town and we lost our daughter!