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: Mary-Kate, it's 10 pm, I'm in my nightgown. Figure it out yourself. Ashley
: Hey, don't talk to my sister that way! Professor
: Sister? Wait, there's two of you? Mary-Kate
: [in unison
] Hello-o-o. Professor
: Dear god, they're in stereo.
: Mom! Dad! I'm home!
[she looks at the non-Griffins
] Meg Griffin
: Who are you? Tom Arnold
: We're the Griffins! Meg Griffin
: No you're not! You're Tom Arnold! And you're Fran Drescher, and you're... that fat guy from _Boogie Nights And you're the Olsen twins? Mary Kate Olsen
: Blast! Damn you all! Victory is mine! Ashley Olsen
: Who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry Martini around here?
[cut to a hotel where the Griffins stayed
] Fran Drescher
: Oh Peter, you promised me you wouldn't drink at the stag party.
] Lois Griffin
: Ugh, I do not sound like that. Oh, this is terrible. We're the laughing stock of the town and we lost our daughter!
[in realizing that the Olsen twins are alien robots bent on world domination, the Critic goes out to warn the world, only to run into - the twins themselves
] Olsen Twins
: [creepy voices
] Come play with us, Critic... Come play with us... Come play with us, Critic... Forever and ever and ever and ever... Nostalgia Critic
: [terrified, pulls out a gun
[he fires the gun at the twins' heads, blowing them up
] Nostalgia Critic
: ... I did it. They're dead. Can you believe them, trying to take over the world? M. Bison
: Of course! Nostalgia Critic
: Of course. Well, seeing as they are in fact dead, I'll just turn around and return to my regular duties... 'cause, you know, they're dead. It's not like they're going to pop up anywhere, anywhere else especially on my way back to the room. So, I'm just going to make that turn that I talked about just a second ago. And here I go.
[he does a dramatic behind and finds... nothing
] Nostalgia Critic
: You see? Nothing there. Olsen Twins
: [suddenly appearing again
] Uh-huh. Nostalgia Critic
: So, I'll just go back to work and...
[He suddenly stammers as he realizes the twins are alive again and start attacking him